Dear anti-woke conservatives.

The character of Superman entered Kansas from outside the US as a baby and was raised by American parents.

By your own definition he’s not just an immigrant … he’s an illegal alien.

Hey look what I found in a walled off part of a house.

This is an actual headline that exists incase you’re wondering how things are going.

Just checking in to remind everyone that our government is currently being dismantled by an outside organization named after an internet meme.

Not sure why we don’t talk about that more but holy hell is this the worst timeline.

Check out the new icon. Here it is looking pretty slick on my phone! (Apparently I have an update still left to do for some other app but don’t let that distract you.)