The Snowman (the animated one, not the one about Detective Harry Hole). Scuffy the Tugboat.

Hard to disagree. Just look around. Our leaders go through the motions at these COP conferences every year but nothing happens. They’re humoring us only. The leaders we’ve elected can’t ensure our planet remains habitable by humans. If we’ve given up on that, what is left?

Think of the social media posts you could make with cinema grade imagery of candle lit scenes!

Is the whole package refused, or just the load?

I’ve never been to see the Bean. I hear it’s quite a scene. The clientele couldn’t possibly be mean. No entry said the bouncer, I found that quite obscene. Why can’t that happening scene include little old me?

The look of a cartoon squirrel recently bonked on the head by a falling acorn.

Rob’s aura visible from space.

I got served an ad on YouTube for some shitty battery powered puppy, but the imagery of the ad was just cloyingly cute AI puppies scampering around. I thought there were “truth in advertising” laws, but apparently not. Cooked doesn’t begin to describe it.

Do you live on a submarine? What the hell? Pipes take care of themselves up here on dry land!

We always extended recess by several hours by brandishing brass knuckles whenever we’d walk past the teacher to forage for cigarette butts around the school parking lot.

At least my exposure to dangerous skin cancer causing UV rays is reduced when I drive to and from my entirely indoor entirely computer-based job in total darkness for several months every year.

When I’m feeling cooped up and bored such as in a business trip situation, I try to walk outside as much as possible (with a steady stream of music/podcasts/audiobooks in my ears).

Love to grant total access to my agentic AI systems only to learn that they’ve been mismanaging my monthly wallet inspection appointment.

His sense of pride and status seems to wither as the prices declines.

Did he ever bite you? Condolences, man.

Hoping voters have better memories than goldfish this time around.

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Pushing the message that Democrats are young, attractive, and laser focused on affordability. The horror!