Devins doctor after fixing his hips and then hearing him say it's all thanks to God on national television

I dare neymar to drop a stinker. Oh nvm

Devins 20 ibuprofen a day is probably why his hairline is like that

Me reaching out for biryani and water after a night out

Serena crip walking is just too fkin good

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

This is an encore fuck I gotta front for

Some days, dinner, Nutella and bread, nowadays, it's tagliatelle

Basically, all of Kash Patel's hearing was like this:

Dem Sen: You said on the "Tightest Whitie Podcast," quote, 'I'm going to use the FBI to hunt down Trump's enemies, period, full stop, it's as simple as that, no more, no less." Is that your intent?

Patel: That was taken out of context.