The Epstein files were in the east wing

This isn't really much of a robot uprising

It's a pretty good day for bananafish

The infinite monkey theorem is really more of a conjecture

I want my hour back

Instead of yet another Sherlock Holmes remake, can we get some more Encyclopedia Brown?

Dead people are taking up all the good burial plots.

It's all those DEI Black Hawk helicopters. This never happened when they were using White Hawk helicopters.

Someone should probably tell the Internet that the Dunning-Krueger effect is just a consequence of the better-than-average effect and regression to the mean.