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EvilCoconutCrabs
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Started cooking and realized I was just doing this cuz I was bored and not because I am hungry so now I’ve got a pot of reducing tomato sauce on my hands.

It looks like that cuz the tomatoes I have arent red but rather orange and yellow even though they’re ripe.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Trying to make friends online is so harddddd I feel like a LOSER cuz idk what to to talk abt and stuff omfg I need to explode a tomato in a can or sumn. Anyways potatoes
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Literally look at the process, they started looking like chicken outta nowhere.
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Fried some potatoes and suddenly they look like fried chicken.
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM