Thank you to whomever created this for making me realize the VP looks like a demonic hybrid of a cabbage patch doll and Chucky.

Been seeing this a lot around the feeds. Reeeeaaaallly feeling the “resistance”, I’m sure these censures of politicians of integrity and quippy, do-nothing, go-nowhere bills are hurtin’ his illegal destruction of society real bad!

Praise Luigi

Donnie’s so excited the Billionaire’s Club he’s been cosplaying at being a part of finally wants him in the group.

As the mascot, but he’ll take anything he can get.

Dropping the Lock Screen

Kinda wish people would stop advising these little “moments of resistance” like recycling plastic, and start coordinating big moments of resistance.

Ok now, real talk, this is hilarious, but it’s also KINDA good idea. If we can get somebody like a Rogan or a Jones to believe it would get them attention, we could convince a lot of dipshits to go hurt themselves. And we could sell them the bats 😈

Who I think I am vs who I actually am:

Not those two, but these two? Yes.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,146,455!l