Oct 2003: Call of Duty simulates infantry and combined arms warfare of World War II, in an attempt to convey the efforts and sacrifices of three nations involved the European front.

Jan 2026: shoot people in Azeroth while you poop or something, idk, battlepass skins

This settles it:

the algorithm must die.

I am super thankful for gaming. When the country is on fire, I can escape into a ludicrous game about clashing political ideals, fighting to financially stay afloat, and traversing worlds that are locked in conflict, and also on fire (my robots are also plaid; I may be bad at escapism)

If democracy is dead, then explain this:

Imagine signing your name to a winding, repetitive essay you asked an AI to pad a word count on, and then using that body of work to try to justify your paycheck at a new job

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Lol this game is on some *shit*

TIL there's a Yu-Gi-Oh retelling of The War of the Roses for PS2. And there's time travel.

I'm trying stay grounded without coming across as jaded for GTA6, but damn, I wasn't expecting them to add super heroes

What sucks about being late to things is that everyone thought that DALL-E was cute back then, but doing it *now* makes *me* the monster in my wife's eyes.

Way back, I was gifted a 360 Chat Pad from some friends, wound up using the hell out of it (mostly redeeming codes) but I always wonder how much better or worse messages like these would have been if they came with every 360? Because this shit looks arduous for all parties involved.

when simply playing the game could result in a ball size that invokes a substantial gravitational "whoopsie"

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This looks like promotional material from a sitcom that gets cancelled halfway through its first season, and I want a boxed set of it on DVD.