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Miranda July Called Before Congress To Explain Exactly What Her Whole Thing Is
Okay FINE I'll put on my booty shorts and go to the gym even though I barely slept last night and I have laundry and dishes to do and I DON'T WANNA
February 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Okay FINE I'll put on my booty shorts and go to the gym even though I barely slept last night and I have laundry and dishes to do and I DON'T WANNA
Do either of these glasses frames fit my face? Vote now on your phones
February 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Do either of these glasses frames fit my face? Vote now on your phones
RIP van gogh you would have loved evangelion
February 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
RIP van gogh you would have loved evangelion
Copied from Henrik Schönemann's Mastodon acct:
"This needs to be shared widely:
#WhitehouseWash
My change-detection just caught something big:
dei.gov got registered around one week ago - for some days it was empty.
Than a long list appeared, which quickly got password-protected; see screenshots."
"This needs to be shared widely:
#WhitehouseWash
My change-detection just caught something big:
dei.gov got registered around one week ago - for some days it was empty.
Than a long list appeared, which quickly got password-protected; see screenshots."
February 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Copied from Henrik Schönemann's Mastodon acct:
"This needs to be shared widely:
#WhitehouseWash
My change-detection just caught something big:
dei.gov got registered around one week ago - for some days it was empty.
Than a long list appeared, which quickly got password-protected; see screenshots."
"This needs to be shared widely:
#WhitehouseWash
My change-detection just caught something big:
dei.gov got registered around one week ago - for some days it was empty.
Than a long list appeared, which quickly got password-protected; see screenshots."
Well guess what Mimi, we did
(and then I bought another frame to try on because I'm worried these are actually too small for me)
(and then I bought another frame to try on because I'm worried these are actually too small for me)
February 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well guess what Mimi, we did
(and then I bought another frame to try on because I'm worried these are actually too small for me)
(and then I bought another frame to try on because I'm worried these are actually too small for me)
They're taking emotional support dogs away from anxious cheetahs
February 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They're taking emotional support dogs away from anxious cheetahs
I will either find cool eagles merch or i will make it
Thrifted sweatshirt with bleach tie dye and overdye added by me
Thrifted sweatshirt with bleach tie dye and overdye added by me
February 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I will either find cool eagles merch or i will make it
Thrifted sweatshirt with bleach tie dye and overdye added by me
Thrifted sweatshirt with bleach tie dye and overdye added by me
It's October 1, 2025. I'm hosting an Italian American Heritage Month festival. I prepare to hoist the Italian flag, only to rip off the center white panel to reveal that it's actually the Mexican flag. You thought you could take away Hispanic American Heritage Month, feds? THINK AGAIN FUCKERS.
January 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's October 1, 2025. I'm hosting an Italian American Heritage Month festival. I prepare to hoist the Italian flag, only to rip off the center white panel to reveal that it's actually the Mexican flag. You thought you could take away Hispanic American Heritage Month, feds? THINK AGAIN FUCKERS.
I wish all friends attending magfest a very quick and easy con crunch
January 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wish all friends attending magfest a very quick and easy con crunch
Turn down for w̶h̶a̶t̶ bed
January 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Turn down for w̶h̶a̶t̶ bed
Friendship ended with snoop dogg
January 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Friendship ended with snoop dogg
I don't know how to summarize what happens next, so I'm just going to share the panel that walloped me over the head and made me start reading it two years ago
January 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don't know how to summarize what happens next, so I'm just going to share the panel that walloped me over the head and made me start reading it two years ago
Next pair of eyeglasses is probably gonna be a narrow oval or rectangle or maybe a pointy wire frame?
January 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Next pair of eyeglasses is probably gonna be a narrow oval or rectangle or maybe a pointy wire frame?
Tretinoin Makes, The World Takes
January 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Tretinoin Makes, The World Takes
Baby's first u-part wig please clap!
January 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Baby's first u-part wig please clap!
I guess we doin ozoni now
www.justonecookbook.com/ozoni-zoni-j...
www.justonecookbook.com/ozoni-zoni-j...
January 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I guess we doin ozoni now
www.justonecookbook.com/ozoni-zoni-j...
www.justonecookbook.com/ozoni-zoni-j...
Chaos reigns ft after the chaos
January 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Chaos reigns ft after the chaos
Happy 2025 and go birds
January 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Happy 2025 and go birds
My therapist: anarchist Lidia Bastianich isn't real and she can't hurt you
Anarchist Lidia Bastianich:
Anarchist Lidia Bastianich:
December 26, 2024 at 11:46 PM
My therapist: anarchist Lidia Bastianich isn't real and she can't hurt you
Anarchist Lidia Bastianich:
Anarchist Lidia Bastianich:
If you are angry and stressed out at work and need to scream in a salary-honoring way, you can take a plastic bowl, fill it with water in the bathroom, dunk your face into the bowl, and scream into the water until you feel calmer
December 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM
If you are angry and stressed out at work and need to scream in a salary-honoring way, you can take a plastic bowl, fill it with water in the bathroom, dunk your face into the bowl, and scream into the water until you feel calmer