🥹 thank you. My kids trying to convince their grandma to keep them. They already named them

🤣🤣🤣 ima stand on it

To be clear, there is nothing funny about a man firing five rounds at a woman in a bikini, then lying about it and harassing her over it.

But there IS something a bit funny about his fans convincing themselves his appeal had any chance of being anything other than rejected.

The opinion affirming Tory Lanez's convictions and prison sentence is, as expected, "unpublished," which means it doesn't establish new case law and isn't citable.

But it WILL be publicly available. I should have a copy soon, stay tuned!

"Affirmed in full"