My wife just forgot the word ankle and asked me if my feet wrists were sore
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My wife just forgot the word ankle and asked me if my feet wrists were sore
Just read the words “life’s a witch and then you fly”
October 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Just read the words “life’s a witch and then you fly”
Well, I guess that’s a wrap-ture 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 why aren’t u laughing
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Well, I guess that’s a wrap-ture 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 why aren’t u laughing
Reposted by Jacey Lofton
Good people live in Texas. Good people whose lives are increasingly at risk with every passing day of this administration. Here's my latest essay, a story I've been ruminating on today because of Obergefell v Hodges.
#lgbtq #queer #lesbian #samesexmarriage #texas #obergefell #US
#lgbtq #queer #lesbian #samesexmarriage #texas #obergefell #US
A Good Texas Girl
She’s a good Texas girl, except for the one small detail of being a lesbian.
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August 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Good people live in Texas. Good people whose lives are increasingly at risk with every passing day of this administration. Here's my latest essay, a story I've been ruminating on today because of Obergefell v Hodges.
#lgbtq #queer #lesbian #samesexmarriage #texas #obergefell #US
#lgbtq #queer #lesbian #samesexmarriage #texas #obergefell #US
“Sometimes you start talking so fast that I don’t know what you’re talking about. And frankly, I don’t think you do either.” - my therapist (she right)
July 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“Sometimes you start talking so fast that I don’t know what you’re talking about. And frankly, I don’t think you do either.” - my therapist (she right)
Reposted by Jacey Lofton
Reposted by Jacey Lofton
Telling women to modify their behavior to avoid being victims of violent crime ignores the actual issue of predators being predatory. Predators like a challenge and still telling victims they are responsible absolves the predator completely.
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Telling women to modify their behavior to avoid being victims of violent crime ignores the actual issue of predators being predatory. Predators like a challenge and still telling victims they are responsible absolves the predator completely.
Almost forgot to tell y’all about this guy who came up to my window at the gas station and just stared at me menacingly. Wouldn’t let me out of my car. I was this 🤏 close to calling the cops. Stay safe out there guys.
July 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Almost forgot to tell y’all about this guy who came up to my window at the gas station and just stared at me menacingly. Wouldn’t let me out of my car. I was this 🤏 close to calling the cops. Stay safe out there guys.
I’ve been in such a weird headspace the past couple of days, bursting into tears for no reason, slightly spiraling, but it turns out that Costco has these lil ghost pillows and everything is actually fine after all! Lol whoops sorry for worrying you guys. I forgot this was the whole point.
July 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’ve been in such a weird headspace the past couple of days, bursting into tears for no reason, slightly spiraling, but it turns out that Costco has these lil ghost pillows and everything is actually fine after all! Lol whoops sorry for worrying you guys. I forgot this was the whole point.
Being stressed about money all of the time is so fun, bc I’m really out here at the store going “I need to stop splurging so much” and I’m holding socks. Or like, a bagged salad.
July 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Being stressed about money all of the time is so fun, bc I’m really out here at the store going “I need to stop splurging so much” and I’m holding socks. Or like, a bagged salad.
Reposted by Jacey Lofton
True love still exists even when the world seems like it's on fire. We were girls together. 💕 (see if you can guess who is gay now 🌈)
#nostalgia #highschool #choir #friends #lgbtq @virgomars21.bsky.social
#nostalgia #highschool #choir #friends #lgbtq @virgomars21.bsky.social
July 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
True love still exists even when the world seems like it's on fire. We were girls together. 💕 (see if you can guess who is gay now 🌈)
#nostalgia #highschool #choir #friends #lgbtq @virgomars21.bsky.social
#nostalgia #highschool #choir #friends #lgbtq @virgomars21.bsky.social
I’m trying to help my mother plan this graduation party for my cousin, it’s a whole thing, anyways she puts me in charge of printing signage. Tell me why I’ve been working on this for an hour? What do you mean I’m being defeated by freaking Zazzle? I’m having administrative assistant PTSD
July 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m trying to help my mother plan this graduation party for my cousin, it’s a whole thing, anyways she puts me in charge of printing signage. Tell me why I’ve been working on this for an hour? What do you mean I’m being defeated by freaking Zazzle? I’m having administrative assistant PTSD
The girlies and I are fixing to float the river together. We’re pretty excited. @dreyslashthem.bsky.social asked if we could please tie our tubes together. I asked if they could please find any other way to word that.
July 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The girlies and I are fixing to float the river together. We’re pretty excited. @dreyslashthem.bsky.social asked if we could please tie our tubes together. I asked if they could please find any other way to word that.
A real interaction between me and my friend after I showed her The Broski Report:
Her - “this is literally just your personality when you decide to take a day off from your ADHD medications”
Me - “you mean free range brain day?”
Her - “this is literally just your personality when you decide to take a day off from your ADHD medications”
Me - “you mean free range brain day?”
July 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A real interaction between me and my friend after I showed her The Broski Report:
Her - “this is literally just your personality when you decide to take a day off from your ADHD medications”
Me - “you mean free range brain day?”
Her - “this is literally just your personality when you decide to take a day off from your ADHD medications”
Me - “you mean free range brain day?”
At the Cheesecake Factory
*slowly pushes empty bread basket off the table like an angry cat*
*slowly pushes empty bread basket off the table like an angry cat*
June 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
At the Cheesecake Factory
*slowly pushes empty bread basket off the table like an angry cat*
*slowly pushes empty bread basket off the table like an angry cat*
“Get me back to God’s country”
Except it’s literally just my couch
Except it’s literally just my couch
June 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“Get me back to God’s country”
Except it’s literally just my couch
Except it’s literally just my couch
Finally keeping a journal where I record my inner most personal thoughts, as my therapist has been encouraging (begging) me to do for years now: ❌
Setting my jumbled ramblings loose on Elon Musk’s internet: ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
Setting my jumbled ramblings loose on Elon Musk’s internet: ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
June 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Finally keeping a journal where I record my inner most personal thoughts, as my therapist has been encouraging (begging) me to do for years now: ❌
Setting my jumbled ramblings loose on Elon Musk’s internet: ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
Setting my jumbled ramblings loose on Elon Musk’s internet: ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
Giant bug hits my living room window with a loud *thwunk*
Me: “lol idiot”
Me: “lol idiot”
June 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Giant bug hits my living room window with a loud *thwunk*
Me: “lol idiot”
Me: “lol idiot”
Me @ my anxiety: “don’t MAKE me call PORSHAAAA” (my alprazolam)
June 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me @ my anxiety: “don’t MAKE me call PORSHAAAA” (my alprazolam)
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The real corporate warriors read Dante's Inferno every morning after emails 💪🏻📚🔥
Am I circling back?? No I'm traversing through the 9 circles of hell!!! 😤😤😤
Your email found me in Cocytus!!! 🥶🥶🥶
#booksky
Am I circling back?? No I'm traversing through the 9 circles of hell!!! 😤😤😤
Your email found me in Cocytus!!! 🥶🥶🥶
#booksky
January 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The real corporate warriors read Dante's Inferno every morning after emails 💪🏻📚🔥
Am I circling back?? No I'm traversing through the 9 circles of hell!!! 😤😤😤
Your email found me in Cocytus!!! 🥶🥶🥶
#booksky
Am I circling back?? No I'm traversing through the 9 circles of hell!!! 😤😤😤
Your email found me in Cocytus!!! 🥶🥶🥶
#booksky