me: yeah ever since i got a bf i’ve been pondering what that means for my sexuality, and i think i will start identifying as bi again. :)

iwtv trailer: hiiiii so would you like your attraction to men confirmed? here’s ur blorbo covered in blood and crashing tf out.

me:

i’ve been trying to save money, so every month i allow myself one frivolous amazon purchase. this month’s is really good.

back on bluesky to promote MY FIRST EVER LIVE SINGING GIG WOW. if ur in new york get your ass to amityville so you can eat pasta and watch me sing old people music 🥰

he looks like he should be holding a cigarette and wearing a bathrobe yknow

currently watching very important people in my living room and my mother just walked in and looked at @scrambieggs.bsky.social on the tv and went “is that jojo siwa?”

getting into arcane was a mistake for me.