She’s a total lap cat!

Me too, starts at 5am! I’m a human Russian Blue cat bed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Soon to be known as the Department of Jackasses!🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🤮

Things are looking up and you’ve found your community. This card suggests you use your available resources towards creating a better world. Direct your unique gifts to help lift up and ease the distress of others. Karmic energy will then be returned to you in spades.

Now wait just one minute mister! Cheap plastic in quinoa? Sacrilege! Isn’t that like finding a worm in an apple? I suppose at least you could eat the worm 🤷🏻‍♀️

Does he need a girlfriend?

And they said we’d never amount to anything 😜

Thats what I do, works great! Comforters, pillows, blankets all go into the bag and then I suck the air out of them with my vacuum cleaner. Kind of makes me feel like superwoman. Its the little things!

Miss G would call that a Grindr to third. For reference that means a blowie from a Jack-a-Lantern. 🎃

Things are looking up and you’ve found your community. This card suggests you use your available resources towards creating a better world. Direct your unique gifts to help lift up and ease the distress of others. Karmic energy will then be returned to you in spades.

You Go Nikki! Florida needs you babe! 🥰

When Don Lemon said this during an interview with Joy Reid before the election I thought WTF?! But now I totally think that’s what they thought would happen. It’s like we’re living in an extra pathetic version of the Twilight Zone.

I’ll take No for a thousand Alex