People get mad if you wake the baby , make the dog bark, etc.

I noticed that too. A joke that could work only once, and they got it right

where’s that Assange guy when we need him

When I was growing up during the cold war, red meant USSR which meant leftist. “Better dead than red” was a rallying cry of the right wing

no one has ever looked less like a Jack and more like a Howard than this guy

I’m going be watching your preening videos on repeat for a while

Somebody needs to step in and help that child (not his sister)

A snow day is when I really appreciate my walkable neighborhood. Buddy’s convenience store is open no matter what