I realize that pointing out logical inconsistencies in right-wing thinking is mostly masturbatory, but it is a bit jarring how the party of "no one wants to work anymore" seems to think that people will suddenly sign up to work in factories

Misspelling my son's name as "Janothon" on his birth certificate and leaving it like that. Sucks to suck, kid.

The LeBron vs MJ debate is a great case study of the ways that social media algorithms can radicalize people and promote tribalism. Thinking that MJ is the GOAT is basically like believing in QAnon at this point

Eating breakfast makes me feel like Tony Soprano. Being fat as shit and having sex also makes me feel like Tony Soprano. Not sure how combining these things would go, though.

This may be obvious, but the way that social media has transformed from active interaction with peers to passive content consumption is a huge factor in the loneliness epidemic and young people's atrophied social skills.

When I get a great night of sleep, I like to look proudly upon my achievement with my fitbit

People from other countries smoke more than Americans because their cigarettes don't give you cancer because they don't have preservatives

Man remember Biden saying at the start of his administration that they would cure cancer while he was in office

shoving an entire stick of native whole body deodorant up my asshole so it will smell better

Cookie monster is almost certainly Sesame Street's most libidinous character

I'm kind of sick of saying the preceding year was bad every single new year's eve. 2024 really wasn't a horrible year, all things considered. I had a good time, at least.

The fact that so many people are talking about Jimmy Carter going to heaven or hell is an interesting reminder that many, maybe even most, people genuinely and confidently believe in an afterlife.

Bill Skarsgard should keep his nails from Nosferatu like Cynthia Erivo did from Wicked. They have the same nails, anyway.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,