Odd how the right suddenly cares deeply about the government shutting down.

I'm paraphrasing here, but I recall an excerpt from your book that stated: "The people who are the most certain about being right tend to be same people with the least reason to have that much self-confidence."

That quote has always stood out to me. This guy embodies it to the fullest.

Just a pitiful state of affairs in this country right now.

Pitiful. Absolutely pitiful.

A dark day, indeed.

Truly sorry, Mike. What an incredibly awful time this is out there.

Hey, I mean we should cut him some slack here. He was only off by slightly more than 40 billion acres. A simple mistake. 🙄

Outstanding. Enjoy!

Ha. That brings back some memories (nightmares).

Outstanding! Looking forward to the pics.

I have a feeling that will be your go-to during those late night MeTV marathons.

If the candidate doesn't have some sort of sexual deviance associated with his name, he's just not going to make the cut.

Glad you're here, and I'm happy to see some familiar faces.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and the family.

"Slop dystopia." Damn. I'm livid that I didn't come up with this myself.

I haven't seen anything this beautiful since my last philly steak from Beef 'O' Brady's.

They were probably on the other line throwing a down payment on a vacation home as soon as Drake started his first sentence.

Have to admit that I didn't like hearing how rival execs consider the Mets to be the "clear cut favorites" to sign Juan, but then when I saw it was Nightengale I stopped being as concerned.

Ah, yes. That terrorist hotbed known as Canada...

This goofy fossil is too stupid to insult.

Apparently, crime does indeed pay in the United States. Sickening.