You would have to pair it with a suicide hotline.

Somebody actually had sex with her?

The casket must be open lid as it's lowered into the hole. We must be very, very sure. Then the urination can commence. A medical chair on rails over the top will be provided for the ladies. TP provided for those who wish to show real evidence of their high fiber diet.

Really really painful. Agony - migraine, multiple toothache, bowel pain, kicked in the nuts, 3rd degree burns, fingernails ripped out, stubbed toe.

Perfect message in this political climate.

Boycott the world cup.

So we are boycotting the world cup now? Outstanding!

Vermont. They should have walked onto the road and sat down. There would be way too many of them for the secret service to deal with. People need to incur simple arrests. Think of famous protests from history. Be a local hero.

and a golden opportunity for lead poisoning was missed.

This is the coolest funniest graphic.

All residents in Ontario should demand that the LCBO follow the lead of brave Nova Scotia and do the same. It's real easy as they have an email form that you can use on their website. Go do it NOW!