Don't cut the root !!
Makes an enormous difference.

Get a passata machine - game changer.

I've heard it referred to as the flying arsehole which is even worse !

A patchy suntan would probably work for that.

Yeah - much like the Steve Martin remake of the Pink Panther which I wanted to hate and ended up liking as it was a reimagining instead of a modern clone, I'm hoping this is along the same lines.

I blame the NCAP ratings.

Prior to 1996/7 small, light, & nimble were lauded.
Then they were castigated as unsafe and the charge towards 2 ton SUVs began.

Imagine modern engine technology in a small light car - 100mph or more I'd guess...

Ben Edwards & John Watson at the weekend were dynamite - far better than all current lineups.

I'm guessing we've missed each other again by mere inches 😂

Shamefully have to agree...
We had one at least once, possibly twice, and it wasn't hateful just not brilliant.

Unpopular opinion, but the Plymouth Neon I had as a US hire car in 2000 remains one of the best hire cars I've had over there.

Damn & Blast !
I'm working on Weds 🤬

Looking at maybe popping down 1st/2nd for Members testing though.

Definitely a pang of patriotism.

Breakfast Club ?