EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.

My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

Driving around LA the other night, I came across this fried chicken joint whose sign had the most immaculate 70s vibes.

If a funky bassline and a leisure suit were combined into a logo, this would be it.

🕺🐓🍗

I feel ✨attacked✨ 🥲

I hope to do enough good in this life that I may be reborn as a fish in a dentist office aquarium.

Oh, but to be a simple dentist fish.

The Onion would like to congratulate its owner, G/O Media, for standing firm in its return-to-office mandate, as we can think of nowhere more conducive to best-in-class thought leadership than a fluorescent-lit room populated with the abandoned desks of terminated colleagues.