vwait really...? for me?

[ Wait? Someone is actually asking him "sup"? You will take this opportunity and run with it! ]

oh you knowv, the usual. actually, i made a brand newv song- and i think you'll LOWVE it! here, giwve it a listen...

[ He put on a song called "Without you, I can't feel flushed" Its... something. ]

you knowv, its not often i vwake up to someone saddling me. if only i didnt feel like utter garbage and look like a dork… i would be enjoying this a little more.

[ You goan, putting a hand to your forehead. Wait… you know this black sleeve from anywhere- you immediately frown. Why the actual hell are you wearing your old WIZARD GARMENTS? God… you must look like a real FOOL.

Why cant you remember anything? The girl- these clothes- why you’re here!? ]

// i just hope my feet will get used to walking all day soon!!! I really like my job SOBS

[ Oh, you are completely aware of what Zezula had said... but you simply just brush it off. To be completely honest, you have heard MUCH worse over the millions of eons. . . ]

of course you should, you can start vwith me! vwhats your name dollface?

glad you asked, the names Cronus Ampora! im pretty sure youll be open to the possibility of adding to your quadrants once you get to knowv some of the others!

[ You quickly go in to shake her hand. ]

vwell alright. though its sort of hard vwhen theres a pretty indivwidual right next to me.

gotcha, illbe sure to giwve you a call later! though for nowv? i got to hit the road, i think captor vwas calling for me earlier.

you knowv, quadrant vwise? i mean, you COMPLETELY vwalked past me. imagine howv many potential friends and enemies you could’ve had by nowv…

# mytruth

[ She walked completely past you- It was as if you were invisible. Between that and the giggling cherub sitting besides you, you’re feeling a little irritable. ]

hey! dont you knowv you shouldnt stick your nose in a device vwhile vwalking? they say youll miss your chance to meet someone newv…

// IM SO SORRY.

[ Yikes, you’re unsure why but a chill went down your aquatic system as she expectedly rejected you. You shift uncomfortably, however press on. ]

it really vwas a generous offer vwasnt it? i mean, i am rather high on the hemospectrum after all- besides, something tells me you dont get asked often.

vwhat- vwhat exactly is so funny? vwheres the joke i so clearly missed?