@violet-rose58.bsky.social
4 years cancer survivor who loves to make people laugh
Love of animals
Love of animals
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
October 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
You have to check Trivago
September 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You have to check Trivago
Daughter: Mum, what are you watching?
Me: My favourite movie "A quiet place!
Son: What's it about? Me: A kid gets eaten by a monster for playing too loud. Later hubby: Why are the kids so quiet today? Me: No idea lol.
Me: My favourite movie "A quiet place!
Son: What's it about? Me: A kid gets eaten by a monster for playing too loud. Later hubby: Why are the kids so quiet today? Me: No idea lol.
September 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Daughter: Mum, what are you watching?
Me: My favourite movie "A quiet place!
Son: What's it about? Me: A kid gets eaten by a monster for playing too loud. Later hubby: Why are the kids so quiet today? Me: No idea lol.
Me: My favourite movie "A quiet place!
Son: What's it about? Me: A kid gets eaten by a monster for playing too loud. Later hubby: Why are the kids so quiet today? Me: No idea lol.
My friend was telling me yesterday that she was thinking of getting a Labrador. I had to talk her out of it. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
September 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My friend was telling me yesterday that she was thinking of getting a Labrador. I had to talk her out of it. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
As I walked across my lawn, a glass of Sauvignon Blanc in one hand and a shovelful of dog poop in the other, I thought, it really is possible to have it all.
September 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
As I walked across my lawn, a glass of Sauvignon Blanc in one hand and a shovelful of dog poop in the other, I thought, it really is possible to have it all.
Just got this message from my hubby 👁️❤️🐑
I'm pretty excited cos I love sheep too.
I'm pretty excited cos I love sheep too.
August 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Just got this message from my hubby 👁️❤️🐑
I'm pretty excited cos I love sheep too.
I'm pretty excited cos I love sheep too.
Hubby: For the last 36 years all you've done is find fault in anything I say.
Me: 32 years dear.
Me: 32 years dear.
August 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Hubby: For the last 36 years all you've done is find fault in anything I say.
Me: 32 years dear.
Me: 32 years dear.
When you only left the room for five minutes and the cat starts an OnlyFans.
July 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
When you only left the room for five minutes and the cat starts an OnlyFans.
If parenting has taught me anything, it's bribery will get you everywhere. I'll give you $5.00 if you repost this.
July 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
If parenting has taught me anything, it's bribery will get you everywhere. I'll give you $5.00 if you repost this.
You know that amazing feeling when you fall into bed exhausted after a day of scrubbing, dusting and vacuuming, knowing your entire house is spotlessly clean....yeah me either.
July 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
You know that amazing feeling when you fall into bed exhausted after a day of scrubbing, dusting and vacuuming, knowing your entire house is spotlessly clean....yeah me either.
That time Mum drank 3 bottles of wine and ordered a Dyson off Amazon. 🤔
July 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
That time Mum drank 3 bottles of wine and ordered a Dyson off Amazon. 🤔
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where sandwiches live.
July 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where sandwiches live.
Kale is so versatile, it can literally fit into any trash can.
July 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Kale is so versatile, it can literally fit into any trash can.
Our neighbours dog pooped in our yard, so hubby told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence....I don't see what that solved, we've still got dog poop in our garden and the neighbours got our shovel.
July 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Our neighbours dog pooped in our yard, so hubby told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence....I don't see what that solved, we've still got dog poop in our garden and the neighbours got our shovel.
There are three unwritten rules in life:
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July 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There are three unwritten rules in life:
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I've never liked my index and middle fingers, but I've made peace with it.
June 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I've never liked my index and middle fingers, but I've made peace with it.
What do we want?
"HEARING AIDS"!!!
When do we want them?
HEARING AIDS!!!
"HEARING AIDS"!!!
When do we want them?
HEARING AIDS!!!
June 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What do we want?
"HEARING AIDS"!!!
When do we want them?
HEARING AIDS!!!
"HEARING AIDS"!!!
When do we want them?
HEARING AIDS!!!
I overheard my next door neighbour tell someone on the phone that I was creepy. I was so mad, I almost crawled out from under the bed and confronted him.
June 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I overheard my next door neighbour tell someone on the phone that I was creepy. I was so mad, I almost crawled out from under the bed and confronted him.
A big cat escaped from a Melbourne zoo yesterday. If I came across it, I'd definitely Puma pants!
June 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A big cat escaped from a Melbourne zoo yesterday. If I came across it, I'd definitely Puma pants!
In a bid to improve standards in service and hygiene, a Sydney Hotel fired a waiter today for having his thumb in the soup. They also dismissed a topless waitress for two similar offences.
June 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
In a bid to improve standards in service and hygiene, a Sydney Hotel fired a waiter today for having his thumb in the soup. They also dismissed a topless waitress for two similar offences.
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
June 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
It just broke my heart and soul to see my little girl cry, but the cookie was mine.
June 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It just broke my heart and soul to see my little girl cry, but the cookie was mine.
So I've joined a sarcasm club. It would mean the world to me if you joined.
May 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
So I've joined a sarcasm club. It would mean the world to me if you joined.
It's time we women band together and take back our households from men who think they.... Uh oh, my hubby just got home, I'll finish this later.
May 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's time we women band together and take back our households from men who think they.... Uh oh, my hubby just got home, I'll finish this later.
It's a bit RUFF
May 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
It's a bit RUFF