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cis white man
@violet-origin.oomfie.city.ap.brid.gy
I love my wife and kids. 36, interested in experimenting with poly. I like taking hikes and playing with my kids + puppy

hit musical artist known as violet […]

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call me yuri the way she got me gagarin
July 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
t and g too close on tha keyboard
July 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
(going up to straight couples) so who's the dog in the relationship?
June 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
sally who goes by she/shells
June 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"i'll do it when pigs fly" …bitch u know police helicopters exist right?
June 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
liberal comedian out here telling Wokes
May 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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May 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"abolish private property" private property doesn't exist. i've been parking on this guys driveway near my campus for a year. i get there after he leaves for for work and i leave before he comes back. what are you talking about
April 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"is this website gonna steal my ip" all websites have ur IP bro that's how the internet works
April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
call me FL Studio the way i'm cracked
April 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
bro i went to bed last night and now it's morning 😭 because of woke
April 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Liberals love to "be gay do crime", but the moment George Santos [You've used up your free articles. Please subscribe to the New York Times to continue reading]
April 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
behold: the bluesky lib
April 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
call me the third little piggy the way i'm all bricked up and ready to get blown down
February 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
yeah yeah, everyone talks about the white mans burden, but what about the white woman's burden? i had to wait 30 fucking minutes for my frappuccino to be made and when it finally came they forgot the 2 shots of vanilla. fuck this shit
February 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
yeah im an accelerationist and i'm jerking it. yeah i'm j/acc-ing off
February 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
wtaf was i on in 2023 i found this in an untitled google doc
February 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
no you don't get it, attacking trans people will reduce the price of eggs; the harder it is for people to access information about LGBTQ+, the less people will know they are trans, meaning we will have more Eggs, causing a surplus, and driving prices down. it's basic economics people
February 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
EXT. A WOODED FOREST - DAY

Violet Ciswhiteman walks through the forest, while somehow always facing the camera.

CIS WHITE MAN
See, one of the pitfalls of running a satire account is-

She falls into a pit.
FADE TO BLACK
February 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Cathode Replacement Therapy
February 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A/B testing
January 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
new to programming? many people will try to tell you to learn "python" or "javascript" but this esoteric lang made by a swiss developer in '98 for their thesis related to the migration pattern of butterflies is actually optimal for beginners. hi, im mike, i have no friends, and this is my podcast
January 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM