Wearing the tell your dogs I said hi shirt today and I didn't even know!

The only follow up to Tom InHooman when using the phrase "with all due respect sir" should be "eat a dick"

Bezos working overtime on his knees manually handcrafting these headlines

where those 2A bootlickers at? All the gravy seals busy signing up for ICE?

For some strange reason people are still associating the concept of due process to everything that has been happening since Jan. So weird. It's almost like people care about rules or something here? Such an alien concept

Excellent! So he and Ian Miles Cheong can really get along well and scream together like alpha men do, sometimes naked, sometimes hugging, mostly fellating. Let me pay some extra taxes to fund their weekend shenanigans

Curtis Yarvin would prop up this sidewalk crashing unicycle of a human being rather than show his face on tv eh

Hmm shouldn't have made fun of my dad for writing out his passwords in a notebook

So genuine question - is the onion and borowitz report and hard times feeling the threat of being rendered irrelevant because of reality?

Hot take: onion actually becomes the source of most trusted news on the internet. In general I trust it more than MSM (all of them).

Totally thought that the follow up to any health insurance plan which is "expanding" should be this bullet point:
* Coverage also extended to countries with no or terrible healthcare plans such as USA

Incorrect. Today is the intergalactic "eat with the wrong hand" day. Disappointed

Shit Jerry that's what I did tonight and I still have 5mins before going to bed. Should I do it?

What a weaktard

Do you think that big tech will continue to clamor for an administration that serves their needs at whatever cost? As in, this one didn't pan out yet - are the forces in motion for the next emperor?