Facebook is now only for all my “love and light” bullshit. I’m going to hide from family and high school lurkers trying to sell me MLM shampoo over here and be so real it hurts

But it probably won’t get me fired.

I wish countries would offer a citizenship exchange. I’m sure there’s a woman in Canada tired of working with “woke” college students. I’ll happily trade places.

Judging by my Facebook feed (yes, I exist in both places because of my volunteer work), I feel like I need to set up a support group for liberal adults with MAGA parents.

Watching that town hall footage and all I could think was “I wonder what I would have to do to join that Wicker Man cult…”

With all the terrible stuff going on in the world, do we really need wide-leg ankle jeans? Life as a short-legged fat woman is hard enough…

Seizing control of the damn Kennedy Center is honestly the least dangerous thing Trump has done and still cuts my theatre heart so deep. I don’t understand this world anymore.

I love working in higher education, but I am terrified of what the incoming administration means for my field. I’ve dedicated 15 years of my life to this and I feel like I’d have more job security in retail.