also getting my 🇵🇭 license revoked with this condiment diss

I saw the opportunity and took advantage of it

PSA: in case any of you were wondering, I run at 10 mph (16 kph) #running #funfact

my partner and i were in Japan for a week and we found at least 35 shohei ohtani's. I guess the guy is famous 🤔

closest thing you'll see me do that is vaguely close enough to a casino

a snippet from one of the finals races

another view of the stage and the players

bonus clip! looked away from the screen and i forgot to play it safe so i had to do the emergency 1-frame walljump. what can i say 🤷‍♀️