Oh yeah, the amount of times I stopped and stared wryly into a non-existent camera while feeling deeply called out reached a new record with this book.

Oh, hell yes!
I cannot fully express how deeply I need this book on this dumpster-fire of a Monday.
Thank you!

Is that a finch with a Karen haircut?

Ah, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, a classic written entirely for adults, as only they had access to books in 1865 and were notoriously unwilling to let their children set eyes upon the written word or be read to.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off for my daily repeated blunt force head trauma.

You can't *safely* or *legally* ride a tiger.
With crimes and more enthusiasm than sense, just about anything is possible (for a second or two at least before getting mauled or arrested).

I think I heard one of the songs on the radio before I ever saw (even a trailer for) the show.
Made it a touch surreal.

I need to do more yoga. There's a local indoor rock climbing gym that includes unlimited yoga with membership that I've been eyeing.

I hope your coffee is the perfect temperature and fills you with glorious purpose.

At this point I'll concede that fleeing might be a sound plan of action.

I'll have the lanterns and dramatic billowing cloaks ready by the exit.

Damn it, that is exactly what was going to happen and I was literally thinking of opening this in YET ANOTHER tab when I got to the middle portion of your post.

Flee? We can't flee!
At least not until we check out the basement.

An attempt was made and turned out poorly.
Today another attempt was made and turned out much, much better.