You are my sapiosexual crush. You are so brilliant and passionate and we are lucky to have you.

Goddammit. Can’t you just kick his ass like you did Billy Madison??

@katieporteroc.bsky.social , how do I volunteer for your campaign? I live in Lake Forest and I want to knock on doors for you!!

This is my annual gift wrapping watch!

I want to name whatever the first pet my husband and I get Gizmo. For Gremlins, but also What We Do in the Shadows.