Ashley 📚🪐🍄
@vintageseawitch.bsky.social
weird nerd with a fondness for books, sweaters, & tea. pro-mask wearing, human rights, saving the environment, Ukraine 🇺🇦 Georgia 🇬🇪 Palestine 🇵🇸 Congo 🇨🇩 Sudan 🇸🇩 Taiwan 🇹🇼
i feel something similar to cute aggression when i listen to Lord Huron music. it's so good & delightful that i can barely contain it
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i feel something similar to cute aggression when i listen to Lord Huron music. it's so good & delightful that i can barely contain it
currently obsessing over the Watergate Scandal & deep sea horror/man-eating mermaid books. i'm probably mentally well (not really) lmao
August 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
currently obsessing over the Watergate Scandal & deep sea horror/man-eating mermaid books. i'm probably mentally well (not really) lmao
between the fireworks overwhelming me, a smallish fire starting on a steep hill featuring dry grass across the street 3 houses down from us, & my cell phone screen cracking bad enough for something so STUPID... Friday night was kinda not fun lmao
July 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
between the fireworks overwhelming me, a smallish fire starting on a steep hill featuring dry grass across the street 3 houses down from us, & my cell phone screen cracking bad enough for something so STUPID... Friday night was kinda not fun lmao
i'm not celebrating the 4th today & won't be until there is something to celebrate. i hate fireworks & so do my pets. that said, i WILL have good food with my fav person & i'll watch Independence Day for the 7483838th time, knowing every president irl WISHES they could be President Bill Pullman 😤
a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette and saying `` we will not go quietly into the night '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette and saying `` we will not go quietly into the night '' .
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July 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i'm not celebrating the 4th today & won't be until there is something to celebrate. i hate fireworks & so do my pets. that said, i WILL have good food with my fav person & i'll watch Independence Day for the 7483838th time, knowing every president irl WISHES they could be President Bill Pullman 😤
brb gonna call my USELESS AF rep baumgartner again to demand he tell me what he deems an impeachable offense since he made the outrageous claim in an email response to a recent call i made that he doesn't know of any the sitting prez has done 🤪 there may be more yelling but who knows lmao
April 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
brb gonna call my USELESS AF rep baumgartner again to demand he tell me what he deems an impeachable offense since he made the outrageous claim in an email response to a recent call i made that he doesn't know of any the sitting prez has done 🤪 there may be more yelling but who knows lmao
i'm on Skylight now but haven't posted anything. i've quietly posted some videos on tiktok but even though it has some great things on there i gradually want to leave it entirely
April 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
i'm on Skylight now but haven't posted anything. i've quietly posted some videos on tiktok but even though it has some great things on there i gradually want to leave it entirely
on a lighter note, i left a voicemail for Tim Walz. i was in tears, overwhelmed in thanking him for being a safe man. i wish i could have added that i'm sad i never got to meet him & i wish i could give him a hug. i feel safer with him than most of the men in my own family.
March 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
on a lighter note, i left a voicemail for Tim Walz. i was in tears, overwhelmed in thanking him for being a safe man. i wish i could have added that i'm sad i never got to meet him & i wish i could give him a hug. i feel safer with him than most of the men in my own family.
i'm not a resident of CA but i left a voicemail for Newsom anyways & let him know that as a concerned blue voter, he better not be a DINO. he'd better be OUR psychopath, goddammit 😤 they already have plenty over there. we need at least one of our own because they have their uses sometimes i guess 😤
March 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i'm not a resident of CA but i left a voicemail for Newsom anyways & let him know that as a concerned blue voter, he better not be a DINO. he'd better be OUR psychopath, goddammit 😤 they already have plenty over there. we need at least one of our own because they have their uses sometimes i guess 😤
residents of WA state: i'm in Spokane but please be aware of the PAC called "People for an Affordable Washington" which is just a bunch of rich people working together, spreading lies & propaganda to make sure they don't have to pay any taxes & are concerned about "living in an affordable WA"
March 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
residents of WA state: i'm in Spokane but please be aware of the PAC called "People for an Affordable Washington" which is just a bunch of rich people working together, spreading lies & propaganda to make sure they don't have to pay any taxes & are concerned about "living in an affordable WA"
I STAND WITH UKRAINE & PRESIDENT ZELENSKYY 🇺🇦
March 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I STAND WITH UKRAINE & PRESIDENT ZELENSKYY 🇺🇦
i enjoy astronomy but when it comes to humans in space it's lost its grandeur for me thinking about the possibility that Nazi scientists helped get us to the Moon & then wondering if people around them knew what they were & worked with them anyways.
NASA has a dark history.
NASA has a dark history.
February 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i enjoy astronomy but when it comes to humans in space it's lost its grandeur for me thinking about the possibility that Nazi scientists helped get us to the Moon & then wondering if people around them knew what they were & worked with them anyways.
NASA has a dark history.
NASA has a dark history.
the Nazis didn't lose, they just started hiding in plain sight while getting US government jobs.
WWII wasn't about liberating victims of the Holocaust, it was to stop some asshole from invading land that wasn't his.
WWII wasn't about liberating victims of the Holocaust, it was to stop some asshole from invading land that wasn't his.
February 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
the Nazis didn't lose, they just started hiding in plain sight while getting US government jobs.
WWII wasn't about liberating victims of the Holocaust, it was to stop some asshole from invading land that wasn't his.
WWII wasn't about liberating victims of the Holocaust, it was to stop some asshole from invading land that wasn't his.
tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas... it's so 19th century.
just like how the folks in charge want to ban fun sex but are the biggest pervs. just like how they expect children to work. just like how women are replaceable incubators.
too bad the rest of the world will progress but not us.
just like how the folks in charge want to ban fun sex but are the biggest pervs. just like how they expect children to work. just like how women are replaceable incubators.
too bad the rest of the world will progress but not us.
January 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas... it's so 19th century.
just like how the folks in charge want to ban fun sex but are the biggest pervs. just like how they expect children to work. just like how women are replaceable incubators.
too bad the rest of the world will progress but not us.
just like how the folks in charge want to ban fun sex but are the biggest pervs. just like how they expect children to work. just like how women are replaceable incubators.
too bad the rest of the world will progress but not us.
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Once this is over, if we are to make it through, ALL elected officials - regardless of party - who knew and did not act will need to stand trial.
They will need to answer for their inaction and psychological crimes against citizens. The very ones they were elected to protect and guide.
They will need to answer for their inaction and psychological crimes against citizens. The very ones they were elected to protect and guide.
January 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Once this is over, if we are to make it through, ALL elected officials - regardless of party - who knew and did not act will need to stand trial.
They will need to answer for their inaction and psychological crimes against citizens. The very ones they were elected to protect and guide.
They will need to answer for their inaction and psychological crimes against citizens. The very ones they were elected to protect and guide.
Jack Schlossberg, what do you mean by your video featuring the song "Titanium" specifically the "i'm bulletproof, nothin to lose, fire away, fire away" lyrics ahhh 😭😭😭
January 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jack Schlossberg, what do you mean by your video featuring the song "Titanium" specifically the "i'm bulletproof, nothin to lose, fire away, fire away" lyrics ahhh 😭😭😭
i went to Barnes & Noble yesterday & noticed they had a Black History little section since February is around the corner.
i thanked them for displaying it despite his vile "orders."
this country's foundation IS Black History, & their attempts at controlling the narrative won't fucking work.
i thanked them for displaying it despite his vile "orders."
this country's foundation IS Black History, & their attempts at controlling the narrative won't fucking work.
January 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
i went to Barnes & Noble yesterday & noticed they had a Black History little section since February is around the corner.
i thanked them for displaying it despite his vile "orders."
this country's foundation IS Black History, & their attempts at controlling the narrative won't fucking work.
i thanked them for displaying it despite his vile "orders."
this country's foundation IS Black History, & their attempts at controlling the narrative won't fucking work.
hey so president leon hates when you call his stupid vehicles "swasticars" so i hope this takes off 😭🙏
January 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
hey so president leon hates when you call his stupid vehicles "swasticars" so i hope this takes off 😭🙏
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some "reasons" i've come across for book bans: promotes female autonomy & free thought; justice; addressing racial prejudice & injustice; addressing racial segregation; complex friendships; dark humor; belonging; environmental activism; etc.
the list is long, absurd, & dangerous. fuck book bans.
the list is long, absurd, & dangerous. fuck book bans.
January 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
some "reasons" i've come across for book bans: promotes female autonomy & free thought; justice; addressing racial prejudice & injustice; addressing racial segregation; complex friendships; dark humor; belonging; environmental activism; etc.
the list is long, absurd, & dangerous. fuck book bans.
the list is long, absurd, & dangerous. fuck book bans.
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This probably seems grim, but given recent events, it might be a good idea to publicly display a declaration of life, especially if you fall into one of the target demographics
Take mine or make your own:
Take mine or make your own:
January 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This probably seems grim, but given recent events, it might be a good idea to publicly display a declaration of life, especially if you fall into one of the target demographics
Take mine or make your own:
Take mine or make your own:
Mississippi introducing a bill that makes me think of the "Every Sperm is Sacred" Monty Python song was not on my bingo card 💀
January 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mississippi introducing a bill that makes me think of the "Every Sperm is Sacred" Monty Python song was not on my bingo card 💀
just saw a video pointing this out: "my heart goes out to you" should be deemed as a dogwhistle now depending on the circumstances. stay vigilant!
January 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
just saw a video pointing this out: "my heart goes out to you" should be deemed as a dogwhistle now depending on the circumstances. stay vigilant!
>watches a video recommending books relevant to these times
>i don't follow this creator so know nothing about them
>they rec titles like F451, Handmaid's Tale, etc
>then they proceed to recommend two ayn rand books
>they defended their shit take so that's something ig
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>i don't follow this creator so know nothing about them
>they rec titles like F451, Handmaid's Tale, etc
>then they proceed to recommend two ayn rand books
>they defended their shit take so that's something ig
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January 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
>watches a video recommending books relevant to these times
>i don't follow this creator so know nothing about them
>they rec titles like F451, Handmaid's Tale, etc
>then they proceed to recommend two ayn rand books
>they defended their shit take so that's something ig
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>i don't follow this creator so know nothing about them
>they rec titles like F451, Handmaid's Tale, etc
>then they proceed to recommend two ayn rand books
>they defended their shit take so that's something ig
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i'm not sure if this is true, but someone left a comment stating they watched him do that fucking salute on a German channel that's considered right-wing & all three of the reporters' jaws were on the floor.
AND NOW WE HAVE PEOPLE HERE USING HIS "ASPERGERS" AS A FUCKING EXCUSE. FUCK Y'ALL.
AND NOW WE HAVE PEOPLE HERE USING HIS "ASPERGERS" AS A FUCKING EXCUSE. FUCK Y'ALL.
January 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i'm not sure if this is true, but someone left a comment stating they watched him do that fucking salute on a German channel that's considered right-wing & all three of the reporters' jaws were on the floor.
AND NOW WE HAVE PEOPLE HERE USING HIS "ASPERGERS" AS A FUCKING EXCUSE. FUCK Y'ALL.
AND NOW WE HAVE PEOPLE HERE USING HIS "ASPERGERS" AS A FUCKING EXCUSE. FUCK Y'ALL.
just a reminder that it's okay to punch nazis
January 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
just a reminder that it's okay to punch nazis