I live in NEW YORK CITY, the BIG APPLE, and I’m just cloying, pining, and searching for any reason I can to tell you about a specific interaction I have pertaining to this city that you couldn’t POSSIBLY understand without living here yourself.

“The only way I can describe them is ’shiveringly naked’.”

The existential dread of contemplating your death being remarked upon within a YouTube comment thread.

GRWM as I go to have my dog put down

Nibbles was created by Gaylord Du Bois

Drinking in the kino of my art deco Christ and my Il Duce finial.

Prepared for when I commit seppuku.

The entity known as boxxy seemingly emerged from nowhere, single-handedly developed the quirk chungus prototype, and then fucked off back into a misty liminal space never to be seen again

Rawr xD

Topo Chico supremacist

Those cognizant of the samsara cycle wouldn’t dare utter “yolo”

Lorem Ipsum is a beautiful name for a daughter

Roy G Biv

How now brown cow

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