Watching a Netflix documentary feels like someone is dangling keys in your face every 5 seconds
*jingle jingle*
Hey look then this happened
*jingle jingle*
Suspenseful music
*jingle jingle*
Close up shot on an old video

My coworkers told me I give off intense vibes.. I don’t think saying “not cleaning the wand after you use it infuriates me” or “move those fingers away from the dishwasher buttons before you lose them”.. is that intense

POV you’re a Balkan cat

This is who you’re calling out to hang

Drink together. Piss together.

And it shall stay like that