Mason
vinelingual.bsky.social
Mason
@vinelingual.bsky.social
Restaurant consultant, wine nerd, language enthusiast
No options to parley? What a crock
March 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Did not have the Bar Association making a statement on my weekly apocalypse bingo card. Anyone else?
March 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is going to make a great Voidzilla video.
March 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sir, I have no compassion for your hypotheticals or cheese grater storage opinions.

(Truly tho, your chaotic nonsense is fantastic keep up the good work)
March 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This could be the most galaxy brain ad McD's has ever run
February 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So you were the one that bought it!
February 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
And he means what he says and does what he says. Straight shooter. But not here. You're not being fair. You wouldn't get it.
February 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's the same shit as voter fraud. Why have a single person vote twice, dead or alive if you have this much of the population sitting on the side line? No jail time for getting ding dongs to check your box.
February 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The administrative negligence and outright failure to govern for real just upsets & saddens me more than any of the outrage bait. I don't know what I can do to help my own family once these chicken shits raid this country like it's '99. At the very least I know how to complain and call politicians.
February 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Can you imagine a president ignoring a judge about removing native americans, or declaring war, or also declaring war, or..... *nervous laugh* How un american would any of that be? AmmIRight?
February 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Or something along those lines. Can't find the video this moment.
February 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sean Lock had a great bit years ago; "I haven't been encouraged to do something so much since potty training... go on sean do a weewee on the potty... cmon sean darby with +3 you'd be crazy not to take those odds."
February 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Cannot agree more. More people need this horror in their life.
February 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I can practically watch this movie if i just close my eyes.

It's twue, oh it's twue it's twue!
February 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older.", You son of a bitch! How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera!
Mitch was great.
February 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
All of a sudden like 3 big republican pundits are complaining that US soldiers and $ could be sent to Gaza now for "no real patriotic reason". Huh. Almost like... mafia subsidies are... bad...
February 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What my wife and I do in the privacy of our own roost, I mean house, is nobody's business.
February 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM