To make life ever so slightly more bearable I've decided to give Republicans my own middle names. You know, as Trump does to people he likes to mock. Mike "the Worm" Johnson. Donald "il Duce" Trump. John "Cornpone" Kennedy. Marjorie "Traitor" Greene. Care to join me?

I need some linguistic advice. Is Trump quasi-human or pseudo-human?

Scientists are baffled as Mitch McConnell grows a spine and develops a conscience overnight.

Trump's approval numbers remain positive. So I remind you all that a majority of our neighbors don't seem to have a problem with cruelty, incompetence, and corruption.

I'm 76 years old, and what makes me sad is that I may never again be able to say that I'm proud to be an American.