AND then, when I put my carbon race wheels on, it feels sooooo fast after riding my "tank" wheels

Just telling it like it is. Nothing I said was false info. But if you wanna call it sassy, that's certainly up to you to formulate that opinion. Cheers stranger (also fact).

Nope. I was ONLY suggesting a bike on a SAFE road so you wouldn't be stuck on this Federal Highway. YOU assumed that unsafe idea.

100% no. But again I only suggested riding a bike. I assumed you would be cognizant of doing so on proper roads that are suitable for a bicycle

And I don't recall suggesting riding your bike on a highway did I? I only said ride your bike (to your destination). You're the one who said highway

Just stating fact. A car is better for you. Pretty simple.

Stick to you can parked on the highway then. That's better for someone like yourself

Ride a bike. It can often be faster AND I like "moving" rather than sitting