Cryptits
@vincent-van-goblin.bsky.social
Making it weird since 1993 - They/Them - white-passing Native Mexican
Allergy warnings:
- Weaponized Autism
- Tropical Fissies
- Cat pictures
- Social Justice
- Art
- Fossils
Allergy warnings:
- Weaponized Autism
- Tropical Fissies
- Cat pictures
- Social Justice
- Art
- Fossils
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Men who defend Jonathan Ross for murdering Renee Good are not safe to be around. End those relationships.
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Men who defend Jonathan Ross for murdering Renee Good are not safe to be around. End those relationships.
Me: okay brain, we gotta stop smoking. We are starting by halving our nicotine intake.
Brain:
Brain:
January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Me: okay brain, we gotta stop smoking. We are starting by halving our nicotine intake.
Brain:
Brain:
She huggin she feets
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
She huggin she feets
Remember Renee Nicole Good. Remember that they executed a mother, a sister, a daughter in the streets in broad daylight with no provocation.
Do not let yourself forget that they will do it to you too.
Do not let yourself forget that they will do it to you too.
"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Remember Renee Nicole Good. Remember that they executed a mother, a sister, a daughter in the streets in broad daylight with no provocation.
Do not let yourself forget that they will do it to you too.
Do not let yourself forget that they will do it to you too.
Keep these videos everywhere online. Do not forget her, and don't let anyone forget what happened to her.
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Keep these videos everywhere online. Do not forget her, and don't let anyone forget what happened to her.
This was an instant execution. And ISIS beheading video sponsored by our own fucking government.
BREAKING: ICE appears to have murdered a woman in Minneapolis.
HERES THE VIDEO.
HERES THE VIDEO.
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This was an instant execution. And ISIS beheading video sponsored by our own fucking government.
An AI would have to scrape the whole damn web to be this funny but all a human needs is weed and beads
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
An AI would have to scrape the whole damn web to be this funny but all a human needs is weed and beads
Going to an AI generator, generating an asset and then sticking it in your game isn't a silly lil mistake lmao
You have to do all those steps intentionally ijs
You have to do all those steps intentionally ijs
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Going to an AI generator, generating an asset and then sticking it in your game isn't a silly lil mistake lmao
You have to do all those steps intentionally ijs
You have to do all those steps intentionally ijs
No rizz just big brown eyes and also I'll fucking bite you
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No rizz just big brown eyes and also I'll fucking bite you
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Have a meme starting @vincent-van-goblin.bsky.social 's hamster
October 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Have a meme starting @vincent-van-goblin.bsky.social 's hamster
I love it when one of my coworkers is gone bc I only have to do one of my jobs and one of her's while two dudes struggle to complete one of my other jobs each
October 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I love it when one of my coworkers is gone bc I only have to do one of my jobs and one of her's while two dudes struggle to complete one of my other jobs each
My coworker handed me this and said "you're always wearing punk shirts"
October 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My coworker handed me this and said "you're always wearing punk shirts"
Idk if yall have ever met a bull but they are ridiculously difficult to piss off and the fact that Spanish people learned to do it on command rly speaks to exactly how annoying we Spaniards are
October 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Idk if yall have ever met a bull but they are ridiculously difficult to piss off and the fact that Spanish people learned to do it on command rly speaks to exactly how annoying we Spaniards are
I wish onions didn't hate being eaten so much.
Stop biting my eyes while I'm chopping you up you little bitch
Stop biting my eyes while I'm chopping you up you little bitch
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I wish onions didn't hate being eaten so much.
Stop biting my eyes while I'm chopping you up you little bitch
Stop biting my eyes while I'm chopping you up you little bitch
I slept for 15 straight hours and now I'm gonna eat a peach bc I'm a wild untamed 32 year old
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I slept for 15 straight hours and now I'm gonna eat a peach bc I'm a wild untamed 32 year old
The Queen protecc her
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The Queen protecc her
He's just a lil guy
September 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
He's just a lil guy
Spoiled creechur
September 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Spoiled creechur
