Holy shit the matrix is so fucking good fuck Reddit red pill fuck boys for socially ruining the best movie that’s also super trans and amazing

We don’t talk enough about how the terminator is one of the greatest characters ever made man

Should I make this where I tweet high things, I don’t think I’d ever be using it otherwise

Scary movie 3 fucks. I’m so excited to have Halloween with Grace

STANDARDIZE ALL RESTROOM STALL LOCKS I DO NOT KNOW WHO TO MANGIONE ABOUT THIS

Thanks to some cleverness and quick thinking, I was able to turn a small and unnoticeable pimple into a swollen and superb conversation starter

If I can’t eat it then please don’t put a scent in the vaseline. Neither of us want them to name a law after me

Ate an AirTag so when I shit it I will learn about my municipal sewer system

Buster’s name is first alphabetically so I bet Dave is a really great guy

There aren’t enough hours in the day. There should be 48 and the moon comes out in the middle of the day. I would get so much done during moon

In order to bring down the price of eggs we have to get rid of the shells. I don’t want to have to pay for the shells. I almost never eat the shells