thinking about the girl who asked me in lab last week if i was '04. i don't think i'll ever get a nicer compliment
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
thinking about the girl who asked me in lab last week if i was '04. i don't think i'll ever get a nicer compliment
what if snow is actually just the heavenly angels shredding parmesan cheese over us before they eat us? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
what if snow is actually just the heavenly angels shredding parmesan cheese over us before they eat us? 🤔
boy do i hate being mansplained to!
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
boy do i hate being mansplained to!
she aça on my í til i bowl
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
she aça on my í til i bowl
why did i wake up feeling hungover when i didn't even drink last night… is this just what dehydration feels like?
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
why did i wake up feeling hungover when i didn't even drink last night… is this just what dehydration feels like?
it's so annoying when a poutine starts to cool & thus imprint on the paper like Jacob onto Renéesme :/
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
it's so annoying when a poutine starts to cool & thus imprint on the paper like Jacob onto Renéesme :/
having pistachio tiramisù for breakfast … anything is possible when you believe
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
having pistachio tiramisù for breakfast … anything is possible when you believe
i forgot i bought a kitkat & just found it melted in my pocket 👍
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i forgot i bought a kitkat & just found it melted in my pocket 👍
had a caesar salad with some coke zero for dinner, feeling like an absolute monarch the way i'm living life so deliciously
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
had a caesar salad with some coke zero for dinner, feeling like an absolute monarch the way i'm living life so deliciously
dreamt that i bought a pack of gum. truly riveting stuff happening in the unconscious
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
dreamt that i bought a pack of gum. truly riveting stuff happening in the unconscious
wikipedia is my best friend
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
wikipedia is my best friend
i wish i didn't have to text back, but i do; we all do!
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i wish i didn't have to text back, but i do; we all do!
i've seen two (2) plastic blags flying in the wind today, which isn't all that many, but it's weird that it's happened twice…
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i've seen two (2) plastic blags flying in the wind today, which isn't all that many, but it's weird that it's happened twice…
i hate to say it, i hope i don't sound ridiculous, but i have a very hard time telling apart jeffrey epstein from anthony bourdain from andy cohen
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i hate to say it, i hope i don't sound ridiculous, but i have a very hard time telling apart jeffrey epstein from anthony bourdain from andy cohen
the world cup jerseys are so expensive, i guess i'll just starve for two weeks
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the world cup jerseys are so expensive, i guess i'll just starve for two weeks
a coca-cola ad made with ai before a movie? yeah we're cooked
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
a coca-cola ad made with ai before a movie? yeah we're cooked
dreamt that my roommate brought home a box of corn flakes®, so i went & got one so i can be the change i want to see in the world
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
dreamt that my roommate brought home a box of corn flakes®, so i went & got one so i can be the change i want to see in the world
what the hell is my amazon support representative
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
what the hell is my amazon support representative
happy veteran's day to the popcorn battalion in the cineplex ads, they're my favorite branch of the military industrial complex
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
happy veteran's day to the popcorn battalion in the cineplex ads, they're my favorite branch of the military industrial complex
they need to bring back 9pm sunsets, otherwise i'm gonna be going to sleep at 5:30pm every day
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
they need to bring back 9pm sunsets, otherwise i'm gonna be going to sleep at 5:30pm every day
i can hear the elevator stopping but it's just. not stopping on my floor. hello??
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i can hear the elevator stopping but it's just. not stopping on my floor. hello??
my roommate just called me “baby” on accident, lol
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
my roommate just called me “baby” on accident, lol
i need more friends who wake up early
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
i need more friends who wake up early
why is getting out of bed in the morning one of the hardest things ever?
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
why is getting out of bed in the morning one of the hardest things ever?