thank you 🫶🏻🫶🏻

LMFAOOOOO you gonna cry about it? maybe shit and cum?

EVA foam!! also, hot glue and a dream

What on earth are you talking about?! You know the person who had the nervous breakdown in this situation is ME, right?! And I’m talking about my friends that abandoned me because of it but had no problem taking my money on Patreon after the fact?!

fave is that i’m hot and powerful and can reach the tall shelves by myself

least fave is buying pants and the fact that people sexualize and fetishize my very existence lol

as i kid i wanted to be a vet, a singer, an artist, and a graphic designer

now i’m a depressed, autistic photographer who cosplays and streams… same thing really!

I’M CANADIAN

best is feeling myself get stronger and when things get easier to lift, worst is that people on the internet will not consider you to be a real muscle mommy unless you have an 8 pack and 0% body fat lmao

it would be a high fantasy gothic romance with me as the lead actress who wears fancy dresses and wields a sword and gets to smooch all my favourite actors and actresses

idk what you mean by a stranger, i’m not going to walk up to a random person on the street and ask them to fuck lol, but i have slept with someone the same day i met them (were married now so it worked out)

it’s a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it

i truly cannot imagine getting a notification every month that you're getting paid by someone who you blocked for *checks notes* having a nervous breakdown bc their life fell apart, and just... being okay accepting that money for 8 months LMAO holy shit people are insane