I think you probably think you're on the morally correct side, but I think it would be better if you sat down and ate an entire bucket of sand until you are lethally clogged up.

Tonight I watched some of my pet isopods eat a scab I scratched off of my leg.

If reincarnation was real and people were able to view past lives, almost all instances of remembered past lives would go something like "I was covered in lice and died after eating spoiled millet at age 28"

I have herniated discs and haven't had a day without pain in over 10 years. Being in pain all the time wears away at you.

Beretta Neos maybe? Unreliable 22 semiauto would explain the hangups