Her: "Would you love me if I were a worm?"
Him: "Hold that thought, don't go anywhere."
*Several mummifying loops of plastic wrap and white microfoam duct tape later*
"Can confirm, good buddy. But real worms are a LOT wigglier than that..."

Lauren, enjoying something too much? Perish the thought!
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I can't see it, but I have no doubt she looks as amazing as ever all latexed up!

I can't see it, but I remember what it is.
And I have a REALLY good memory for bondage drawings xD
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Lauren being fully into something that she only does part-time must be an absolute torment to deal with.
Good thing she's got those two friends of hers to...help her out!
Love me some lewd lore drops like this😊❤️

Given her love for the color purple, Lauren getting dressed up this way was...*groan*...BOUND to happen!
Also ohmygod her poor knees, that's the true horror here!

I do the same thing in the produce aisle of the grocery store. Gotta check those fruits for ripeness!
Lauren looks so happy here, and deservedly so.
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At this point, HAMPT is as likely to stay in rehab as Lauren here is likely to ask to be untied.

Tl;dr Not. Gonna. Happen!🤣

My own eyes are looking respectfully. That's toootally what Lauren is expecting, I'm suuuuure of it...right?😅

...and displaying the latest addition to her jewelry collection. What a way to kick off her new start!
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