I heard jalapeños taste like concrete, but I don’t know how rubber bands handle tables. Seems jelly to me.

Not my typical word vomit, but rather just a heads up. I did plan on streaming today and getting further into Fallout: New Vegas but I’m just having one of those days where nothing sounds enticing at the moment. I’ll try again tomorrow but we’ll see.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RADIATION www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

RADIATION TIME BAY BEEEEEE!!!!!! www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

AAAAHHHHH IS THAT A FERAL GHOUL??? Or is it a chaos god in the form of a leek? www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

Today's stream is a bit different! Doing a collaboration with Jagi_VT today in World War Z! Come on by for chaos and zombie slaughter! www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

Ring-A-Ding-Ding baby you know what time it is! www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

Is it possible for pasta to have feelings about the sidewalk? I could never figure that out, because I’ve always seen jaw breakers wearing bow ties as a flex in the swimming pool.

Time to go find some sip out in the wastes! Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

Come with me, and you'll see, a world covered in nuclear radiation! www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

DOING MORE WASTELAND CHAOS GOD SHENNANIGANS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

So I was walking to the Ice Cream factory to buy a USB, but turns out they only have pens. Like how am I supposed to befriend a trash panda when I don’t have the proper nom noms fit for a snake? I just don’t understand taxes.

BE PART OF THE WASTE LANDS WITH ME WITH MORE FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS AAAAAAAHHHHH www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

www.twitch.tv/viking_calam... COME JOIN ME IN THE WASTELANDS!!!!

Just a heads up, won’t be able to stream tomorrow but I absolutely will be able to Friday morning around the same time! See ya then!

Just wanted to thank everyone who was able to make it the stream! I can officially say we are now a small garden of chaos with 51 of you little gremlins! Which means I’m now affiliated! And that is a very massive thank you to all of you who made that possible! See you tomorrow for more fallout!

Come on by and watch me fumble through the nuclear wastes of the Mojave in Fallout: New Vegas! See ya there!!! www.twitch.tv/viking_calam...

Sometimes I look at kitchen sinks and wonder how resistant they are to high velocity yeetings off the top of a super volcano. That’s what the cheese thieves tell me sometimes. Don’t ask because they use apples to talk to the sidewalk.

“Has anyone ever thought about how giraffes eat ice cream cones? It really bothers me that no one knows how paper clips are used to make gumballs. A moment of silence for fax machines that were thrown in bouncy castles.”