If the person trucking my products can’t quote Lord Byron’s “She Walks In Beauty” from memory then they need to get out!

The Boulder library is such an amazing treasure!

George Washington’s face when I go back in time to tell him the incoming President launched a crypto scam the day before taking office and the outgoing President issued a preemptive pardon for a bunch of his brothers and sisters.

Ohio State was favored by over 20 and Michigan beat them *in* Columbus.

This is why it’s the greatest rivalry in sports!!!

#GoBlue

It’s pretty cool that Thanksgiving, the most American of holidays, centers around eating a literal dinosaur!

Fishing near Boulder Creek!

My 5 year old is Thankful for herself and honestly I love that for her

Unsure if we’re just in Cold War 2 or already in World War 3

Matt Gaetz, the sex trafficking suspect?

Incredible, it’s going to be Twitter polls “vox populi, vox dei” for whether we should keep the clean water act

“They’re calling it Halloween, kids go house to house saying trick or treat on October 31st and get free candy. Next thing you know they are high as a kite right before bedtime and up till 11 pm. It’s driving parents crazy.”

My wife told me not to Tweet this out a few years ago but since this isn't Twitter I think I'm all good.