Vijetha
@vijetha.bsky.social
24 | Runs on coffee & chaos | Politics, music & drama addict | Finance & audit by day, overthinking by night | She/Her | Bi 🌈
Took a Pew quiz—Establishment Liberal. Still waiting on my secret invite, rainbow tote bag, and VIP pass to the deep state. 😉
Took a Pew quiz—Establishment Liberal. Still waiting on my secret invite, rainbow tote bag, and VIP pass to the deep state. 😉
Dude really said,
“Step 1: kill parents.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit."
Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script.
Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?”
“Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽♀️😂
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“Step 1: kill parents.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit."
Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script.
Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?”
“Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽♀️😂
nypost.com/2025/04/13/u...
April 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dude really said,
“Step 1: kill parents.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit."
Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script.
Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?”
“Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽♀️😂
nypost.com/2025/04/13/u...
“Step 1: kill parents.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit."
Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script.
Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?”
“Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽♀️😂
nypost.com/2025/04/13/u...
Somebody's here!!
Fear has a way of being contagious.
But courage is also contagious.
But courage is also contagious.
April 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Somebody's here!!
Elise Stefanik—
Ditched her leadership spot (already filled, lol).
Did a whole farewell tour like she was headlining Coachella.
Waited months for her big moment…
Now? She’s back as a basic rank-and-file nobody. 🤣
You can’t script this level of humiliation...that too in a Tr*mp+20 district! 😂
Ditched her leadership spot (already filled, lol).
Did a whole farewell tour like she was headlining Coachella.
Waited months for her big moment…
Now? She’s back as a basic rank-and-file nobody. 🤣
You can’t script this level of humiliation...that too in a Tr*mp+20 district! 😂
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March 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Elise Stefanik—
Ditched her leadership spot (already filled, lol).
Did a whole farewell tour like she was headlining Coachella.
Waited months for her big moment…
Now? She’s back as a basic rank-and-file nobody. 🤣
You can’t script this level of humiliation...that too in a Tr*mp+20 district! 😂
Ditched her leadership spot (already filled, lol).
Did a whole farewell tour like she was headlining Coachella.
Waited months for her big moment…
Now? She’s back as a basic rank-and-file nobody. 🤣
You can’t script this level of humiliation...that too in a Tr*mp+20 district! 😂
Oh God! How much do I love Chrissy Teigen!! 🤣
March 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh God! How much do I love Chrissy Teigen!! 🤣
If @housedemocrats.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov doesn't make it the biggest media disaster for Trump administration, I'll lose my f**king mind. This is the biggest national security disaster in nearly 50 yrs and it is and should be bigger than Hillary's emails.
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, Jeffrey Goldberg. theatln.tc/IuULQFiY
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
theatln.tc
March 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If @housedemocrats.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov doesn't make it the biggest media disaster for Trump administration, I'll lose my f**king mind. This is the biggest national security disaster in nearly 50 yrs and it is and should be bigger than Hillary's emails.
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Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
March 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
🚨 Breaking news: I now officially find older women very attractive. Please respect my privacy during this mature and sophisticated time. 🥂😉
March 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
🚨 Breaking news: I now officially find older women very attractive. Please respect my privacy during this mature and sophisticated time. 🥂😉
Was @erinburnett.bsky.social always hot, or did I just unlock a new level of appreciation? She could read me the tax code and I’d still be hanging on every word... and probably blushing.
Yup, confirmed— I'm definitely into her.
Yup, confirmed— I'm definitely into her.
March 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Was @erinburnett.bsky.social always hot, or did I just unlock a new level of appreciation? She could read me the tax code and I’d still be hanging on every word... and probably blushing.
Yup, confirmed— I'm definitely into her.
Yup, confirmed— I'm definitely into her.
I’d happily drop my entire life savings to watch AOC verbally suplex Kyrsten Sinema on a 24/7 livestream. Pay-per-view? Nah. Pay-per-roast.
And that’s on that 😌
AOC: One thing I love about Arizonans is that you all have shown that if a US Senator isn’t fighting hard enough for you, you’re not afraid to replace her with one who will.
March 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’d happily drop my entire life savings to watch AOC verbally suplex Kyrsten Sinema on a 24/7 livestream. Pay-per-view? Nah. Pay-per-roast.
Mark Carney needs to call a snap election as soon as possible for the Liberal Party to win in a landslide.
Trump on Canada: “When I say they should be a state, I mean that. I really mean that.”
March 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mark Carney needs to call a snap election as soon as possible for the Liberal Party to win in a landslide.
Yeah, except in this version, Glinda’s not the only one gaslighting—Trump’s entire administration is giving her a run for her money.
As the movie makes its streaming debut on Peacock, the parallels have only become more pronounced — and more disturbing.
'Wicked' Feels Disturbingly Relevant During Trump's First 100 Days
As the movie makes its streaming debut on Peacock, the parallels have only become more pronounced — and more disturbing.
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March 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yeah, except in this version, Glinda’s not the only one gaslighting—Trump’s entire administration is giving her a run for her money.
For the first time ever, I actually believe something coming out of Trump’s mouth. Pete Hegseth is so desperate to kiss Trump’s ass, he probably proposed it over dinner, and Trump—mid-bite of his well-done steak with ketchup—grunted, “Okay, fine. You can pucker up later.
The Air Force’s new fighter will be named after Trump (we jump from F-35s to F-47), but Trump insists that “the Generals picked that title.”
March 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
For the first time ever, I actually believe something coming out of Trump’s mouth. Pete Hegseth is so desperate to kiss Trump’s ass, he probably proposed it over dinner, and Trump—mid-bite of his well-done steak with ketchup—grunted, “Okay, fine. You can pucker up later.
Nancy Pelosi is right again! She might be shady, but she had bigger balls than half of Congress—combined. She clowned the GOP, pimp-slapped her own party, and still shoved bills through like she had diplomatic immunity. Love her or hate her, she ran the Hill like it was her personal Game of Thrones.
March 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Nancy Pelosi is right again! She might be shady, but she had bigger balls than half of Congress—combined. She clowned the GOP, pimp-slapped her own party, and still shoved bills through like she had diplomatic immunity. Love her or hate her, she ran the Hill like it was her personal Game of Thrones.
Next awards season is gonna be big, lit & tight!
Gaga, Lisa and Jennie (already released).
Selena Gomez and Lana Del Ray already announced their albums.
TBA - Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna (😭🔥), Lizzo, Megan thee Stallion, A$AP Rocky.....etc and there are still more big names.
OMFG!!😭😭
Gaga, Lisa and Jennie (already released).
Selena Gomez and Lana Del Ray already announced their albums.
TBA - Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna (😭🔥), Lizzo, Megan thee Stallion, A$AP Rocky.....etc and there are still more big names.
OMFG!!😭😭
March 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Next awards season is gonna be big, lit & tight!
Gaga, Lisa and Jennie (already released).
Selena Gomez and Lana Del Ray already announced their albums.
TBA - Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna (😭🔥), Lizzo, Megan thee Stallion, A$AP Rocky.....etc and there are still more big names.
OMFG!!😭😭
Gaga, Lisa and Jennie (already released).
Selena Gomez and Lana Del Ray already announced their albums.
TBA - Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna (😭🔥), Lizzo, Megan thee Stallion, A$AP Rocky.....etc and there are still more big names.
OMFG!!😭😭
OMG!
Jennie's Ruby album is also lit 😭
"Like Jennie" is literally fire! 🔥
All other songs are incredibly put together!
She did an incredible job even though it's her first album in English! She did better than some seasoned musicians albums.
Gaga and Jennie were both awesome today 😭🔥
Best night!🥳
Jennie's Ruby album is also lit 😭
"Like Jennie" is literally fire! 🔥
All other songs are incredibly put together!
She did an incredible job even though it's her first album in English! She did better than some seasoned musicians albums.
Gaga and Jennie were both awesome today 😭🔥
Best night!🥳
March 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
OMG!
Jennie's Ruby album is also lit 😭
"Like Jennie" is literally fire! 🔥
All other songs are incredibly put together!
She did an incredible job even though it's her first album in English! She did better than some seasoned musicians albums.
Gaga and Jennie were both awesome today 😭🔥
Best night!🥳
Jennie's Ruby album is also lit 😭
"Like Jennie" is literally fire! 🔥
All other songs are incredibly put together!
She did an incredible job even though it's her first album in English! She did better than some seasoned musicians albums.
Gaga and Jennie were both awesome today 😭🔥
Best night!🥳
#Mayhem slaps so hard! 🔥
Especially Garden Of Eden, Shadow Of A Man and Perfect Celebrity!
Disease and Abracadabra are already hits!
Mother is Mothering 😭
Lady Gaga is So back!!
Especially Garden Of Eden, Shadow Of A Man and Perfect Celebrity!
Disease and Abracadabra are already hits!
Mother is Mothering 😭
Lady Gaga is So back!!
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March 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
#Mayhem slaps so hard! 🔥
Especially Garden Of Eden, Shadow Of A Man and Perfect Celebrity!
Disease and Abracadabra are already hits!
Mother is Mothering 😭
Lady Gaga is So back!!
Especially Garden Of Eden, Shadow Of A Man and Perfect Celebrity!
Disease and Abracadabra are already hits!
Mother is Mothering 😭
Lady Gaga is So back!!
India landed #Chandrayaan3 on the Moon’s south pole for just $75M—cheaper than a Hollywood flick's budget. Meanwhile, SpaceX’s #Starship8 took $100M–$200M of taxpayers money... and turned it into fireworks. Glad to see hard-earned cash of the people reaching for the stars—then crashing back down!
March 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
India landed #Chandrayaan3 on the Moon’s south pole for just $75M—cheaper than a Hollywood flick's budget. Meanwhile, SpaceX’s #Starship8 took $100M–$200M of taxpayers money... and turned it into fireworks. Glad to see hard-earned cash of the people reaching for the stars—then crashing back down!
Gayle King, please don’t go 🥺, and also ask Katy Perry to stay behind —Lauren Sánchez can and should go alone!
March 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gayle King, please don’t go 🥺, and also ask Katy Perry to stay behind —Lauren Sánchez can and should go alone!
I usually just watch the headlines and switch to regular channels since I’m not a big fan of hour-long news programs on any network, especially CNN. That said, Erin Burnett OutFront has been fantastic lately. She’s been doing an excellent job, and both her program and its production are outstanding.
March 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I usually just watch the headlines and switch to regular channels since I’m not a big fan of hour-long news programs on any network, especially CNN. That said, Erin Burnett OutFront has been fantastic lately. She’s been doing an excellent job, and both her program and its production are outstanding.
Sen. Elissa Slotkin's rebuttal was pitch-perfect! This should be the approach for every Democrat, at least until the midterms.
March 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Sen. Elissa Slotkin's rebuttal was pitch-perfect! This should be the approach for every Democrat, at least until the midterms.
Our generation is unserious and deeply cooked 😂💀
March 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Our generation is unserious and deeply cooked 😂💀
Demi Moore, Fernanda Torres, Jeremy Strong and Ariana Grande were robbed. 😭
March 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Demi Moore, Fernanda Torres, Jeremy Strong and Ariana Grande were robbed. 😭
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
Okay, hear me out… Jon Stewart and Michelle Obama for President and VP. I know I’m dreaming, but imagine—a government that can roast Congress into doing its job and make you feel bad for skipping leg day.
God, if you're there…. make the reluctant comedian and the unwilling icon run anyway. Amen.
God, if you're there…. make the reluctant comedian and the unwilling icon run anyway. Amen.
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March 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Okay, hear me out… Jon Stewart and Michelle Obama for President and VP. I know I’m dreaming, but imagine—a government that can roast Congress into doing its job and make you feel bad for skipping leg day.
God, if you're there…. make the reluctant comedian and the unwilling icon run anyway. Amen.
God, if you're there…. make the reluctant comedian and the unwilling icon run anyway. Amen.
Why worry about my career when I can stress over the Oscars' 900-foot red carpet requiring three weeks of preparation by over 400 people?
#Oscars #Oscars2025 #TheAcademyAwards #TheAcademyAwards2025
#Oscars #Oscars2025 #TheAcademyAwards #TheAcademyAwards2025
March 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why worry about my career when I can stress over the Oscars' 900-foot red carpet requiring three weeks of preparation by over 400 people?
#Oscars #Oscars2025 #TheAcademyAwards #TheAcademyAwards2025
#Oscars #Oscars2025 #TheAcademyAwards #TheAcademyAwards2025