Final thought: let’s dress like Lottie and Natalie from Yellowjackets’ Doomcoming episode. I taunt them with insane ramblings, they shove me to the ground and tell me they’ve had enough of my weird bullshit. Now kisssssss.

This may be the most insane thing I’ve said publicly and I will not back down. I’ve seen enough Jack and Wendy Shining costumes over the years to just not care. In fact it made me want more fucked up couples costumes!

I will do either for the record, bc I can either live my girliepop fantasy or can attempt to finally look just a teense bit androgynous (and by that I mean smudged eyeliner and a binder, you can take my makeup from my cold, dead, always wearing press ons hands)

Oh, and Rory Culkin. The bi girlies love them some Rory Culkin. Something about these horror dudes and their wide/teary eyes of terror. God are we all into fearplay too. Next you’ll tell me we all are in love with *insert Yellowjacket here* oh WAIT.

You could always do the old fashioned girliepop thing of shaving but also I would not blame you for not wanting to go that way, that shit takes forever & sometime you miss a spot 😬🥲