Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf
@vigothecarpathian.bsky.social
Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia. Scorpio. INFP.
Likes: paintings, babies, and kittens.
Dislikes: pink slime journalism, fast-talking New Yorkers.
Current location: basement of the Tennessee State Library and Archives.
(Parody/Fanfic account)
Likes: paintings, babies, and kittens.
Dislikes: pink slime journalism, fast-talking New Yorkers.
Current location: basement of the Tennessee State Library and Archives.
(Parody/Fanfic account)
It's true.
Vigo the Carpathian has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's true.
Duh and/or hello.
August 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Duh and/or hello.
OK I lol'd.
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
OK I lol'd.
With everything going on in the world, this account really just can't be funny anymore.
February 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
With everything going on in the world, this account really just can't be funny anymore.
Brace for 1000 years of darkness, mortals.
February 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Brace for 1000 years of darkness, mortals.
Is it politically correct to hate Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady equally?
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Is it politically correct to hate Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady equally?
Not going to lie, the past two weeks have been hard.
I look at all this and think, "I was supposed to be the crazy old guy with megalomania trying to rule and/or end the world."
Please send positive vibes. Pictures of dogs, cats, other cute pets.
I look at all this and think, "I was supposed to be the crazy old guy with megalomania trying to rule and/or end the world."
Please send positive vibes. Pictures of dogs, cats, other cute pets.
February 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Not going to lie, the past two weeks have been hard.
I look at all this and think, "I was supposed to be the crazy old guy with megalomania trying to rule and/or end the world."
Please send positive vibes. Pictures of dogs, cats, other cute pets.
I look at all this and think, "I was supposed to be the crazy old guy with megalomania trying to rule and/or end the world."
Please send positive vibes. Pictures of dogs, cats, other cute pets.
I support 1000% tariffs on proton packs and plasma streams.
February 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I support 1000% tariffs on proton packs and plasma streams.
The Ghostbusters did DEI by hiring women and minorities.
They should all be fired and my 1000 year rule of evil restored.
#meritocracy
They should all be fired and my 1000 year rule of evil restored.
#meritocracy
January 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Ghostbusters did DEI by hiring women and minorities.
They should all be fired and my 1000 year rule of evil restored.
#meritocracy
They should all be fired and my 1000 year rule of evil restored.
#meritocracy
You have 30 seconds exactly.
Can an evil wizard stop trying to control the world for 30 seconds so I can eat my lentil soup in peace
January 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You have 30 seconds exactly.
This makes it look a lot steamier than it actually was
"Vigo grabs Ray"
Dont remember that happening, or Dan Aykroyd growing his Casper The Friendly Ghost tache.
Dont remember that happening, or Dan Aykroyd growing his Casper The Friendly Ghost tache.
January 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This makes it look a lot steamier than it actually was
I offered you all tyranny but you chose oligarchy instead.
In his farewell address, Biden warns an oligarchy is taking shape in 🇺🇸
January 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I offered you all tyranny but you chose oligarchy instead.
He did say "please."
January 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He did say "please."
Not too late to make "obeying Vigo" your New Year's resolution.
January 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Not too late to make "obeying Vigo" your New Year's resolution.
Nobody ever confuses me with Jimmy Carter.
December 30, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Nobody ever confuses me with Jimmy Carter.
With that said Elon's "likes of which you have never seen" pale in comparison to what I've got planned.
Unless he is planning on buying my pink slime rivers and then claiming he invented it.
Unless he is planning on buying my pink slime rivers and then claiming he invented it.
December 29, 2024 at 1:40 AM
With that said Elon's "likes of which you have never seen" pale in comparison to what I've got planned.
Unless he is planning on buying my pink slime rivers and then claiming he invented it.
Unless he is planning on buying my pink slime rivers and then claiming he invented it.
America needs highly-skilled demons, witches and necromancers from other countries, like myself, because your local evil-doers are mediocre like most episodes of "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch."
For that reason I agree with Elon Musk that we need to open more doom portals.
For that reason I agree with Elon Musk that we need to open more doom portals.
December 29, 2024 at 1:38 AM
America needs highly-skilled demons, witches and necromancers from other countries, like myself, because your local evil-doers are mediocre like most episodes of "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch."
For that reason I agree with Elon Musk that we need to open more doom portals.
For that reason I agree with Elon Musk that we need to open more doom portals.
Congratulations to the Iowa State sportsball warriors on becoming cannibals, possibly.
www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
Edible mascots, zombie pastries and a frantic finish: Iowa State's Pop-Tarts Bowl win over Miami had it all
Miami's Cam Ward set an NCAA career record for TD passes and Iowa State's Rocco Bect led a late comeback in a bowl game that lived up to its reputation for postgame antics
www.cbssports.com
December 29, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Congratulations to the Iowa State sportsball warriors on becoming cannibals, possibly.
www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
Nihil novi sub sole!
Oh the populist right-wing authoritarian is interested in territorial expansion you say? Well that’s a new one !
December 27, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Nihil novi sub sole!
Have a suitable Christmas, mortals
December 26, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Have a suitable Christmas, mortals
Donald Trump, scourge of Greenland, sorrow of Canada.
At least when I "considered expansion" I looked at places more exciting than a few acres of snow.
At least when I "considered expansion" I looked at places more exciting than a few acres of snow.
December 24, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Donald Trump, scourge of Greenland, sorrow of Canada.
At least when I "considered expansion" I looked at places more exciting than a few acres of snow.
At least when I "considered expansion" I looked at places more exciting than a few acres of snow.
Going to just hang here telling people "Happy Holidays."
I truly am history's greatest monster.
I truly am history's greatest monster.
December 20, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Going to just hang here telling people "Happy Holidays."
I truly am history's greatest monster.
I truly am history's greatest monster.
Reposted by Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf
Evidently the GOP really doesn’t have a problem with foreigners taking over the country.
December 20, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Evidently the GOP really doesn’t have a problem with foreigners taking over the country.
w00t superstition and darkness
December 19, 2024 at 1:24 PM
w00t superstition and darkness