i haven't been online much lately because i haven't been lonely or bored but im back online now

every time i hear an ambulance go past i'm like yes girl hit those vocal warmups

just saw an old couple on a two person bike. they are clearly codependent and need to break up

if i had a zen garden i'd rake the shit outta that thing rn

is everything bigger in america or is everyone just smaller?

can't believe i just typed putin into uber eats... am i cancelled

it's a new day!! get up and run towards it like you're gonna die some day!!!!

am i allowed to say pussy here

good luck everyone

welcome to the new social world! if you're new here, it's important you know that this one will be different!! we are gonna be so normal about everything! there's no way money or politics will eventually ruin all of it. so relax, have fun, share a quip or two. I bet we all think you're so funny!! :)