He signed my birthday, I read it was like pshhhh years. Not this year tho

@effinbirds.com imma need to know how you knew what you knew, cause I bought this calendar in Sept, 2024.

All I want in life anymore is to be as blissfully ignorant as the dogs I treat like children and who are living the best dam life.

I'm in tech. At the end of the year, we're in code freeze, so I take it off to disassociate with being an adult.
Elon & Trump stole that from me this year. So I'm resharing this gem that I ran across on the internets while doom scrolling breaking news.

At least I got a good giggle out of the morning news for once. Boy, I really didn't think i would hear this name again, and I live in GA

It has been 24 hours since I've heard about a new absurd cabinet pick. I am not sure if I won the lottery or if my notifications just weren't working.