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December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
#haikumoviereview
The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
#haikumoviereview
Nine Guests for a Crime (Baldi, 1977)
Swinging family,
mostly naked, all snuffed out
because they are jerks.
Nine Guests for a Crime (Baldi, 1977)
Swinging family,
mostly naked, all snuffed out
because they are jerks.
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
#haikumoviereview
Nine Guests for a Crime (Baldi, 1977)
Swinging family,
mostly naked, all snuffed out
because they are jerks.
Nine Guests for a Crime (Baldi, 1977)
Swinging family,
mostly naked, all snuffed out
because they are jerks.
#haikumoviereview
The Naked Witch (Alexander & Buchanan, 1960)
A questionable
history, stilted witching:
hillbilly Häxan.
The Naked Witch (Alexander & Buchanan, 1960)
A questionable
history, stilted witching:
hillbilly Häxan.
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
#haikumoviereview
The Naked Witch (Alexander & Buchanan, 1960)
A questionable
history, stilted witching:
hillbilly Häxan.
The Naked Witch (Alexander & Buchanan, 1960)
A questionable
history, stilted witching:
hillbilly Häxan.
#haikumoviereview
Strip Nude for Your Killer (Bianchi, 1975)
Oh, the heady days
when giallos were little
more than softcore porn.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (Bianchi, 1975)
Oh, the heady days
when giallos were little
more than softcore porn.
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
#haikumoviereview
Strip Nude for Your Killer (Bianchi, 1975)
Oh, the heady days
when giallos were little
more than softcore porn.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (Bianchi, 1975)
Oh, the heady days
when giallos were little
more than softcore porn.
#haikumoviereview
Naked You Die (Margheriti, 1968)
Much less nudity
than you’d think. Forget the main
character. Go, Jill!
Naked You Die (Margheriti, 1968)
Much less nudity
than you’d think. Forget the main
character. Go, Jill!
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 AM
#haikumoviereview
Naked You Die (Margheriti, 1968)
Much less nudity
than you’d think. Forget the main
character. Go, Jill!
Naked You Die (Margheriti, 1968)
Much less nudity
than you’d think. Forget the main
character. Go, Jill!
#haikumoviereview
Corpse Eaters (Passmore & Vetter, 1974)
Too much narrating
while driving and not enough
of the corpse eating.
Corpse Eaters (Passmore & Vetter, 1974)
Too much narrating
while driving and not enough
of the corpse eating.
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
#haikumoviereview
Corpse Eaters (Passmore & Vetter, 1974)
Too much narrating
while driving and not enough
of the corpse eating.
Corpse Eaters (Passmore & Vetter, 1974)
Too much narrating
while driving and not enough
of the corpse eating.
#haikumoviereview
Cake of Blood (various, 1971)
If Ingmar Bergman
were Spanish and loved tortured,
whispered narration.
Cake of Blood (various, 1971)
If Ingmar Bergman
were Spanish and loved tortured,
whispered narration.
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
#haikumoviereview
Cake of Blood (various, 1971)
If Ingmar Bergman
were Spanish and loved tortured,
whispered narration.
Cake of Blood (various, 1971)
If Ingmar Bergman
were Spanish and loved tortured,
whispered narration.
#haikumoviereview
The First Nudie Musical (Haggard & Kimmel, 1976)
Not all the jokes are
wieners but, with what they have,
they give their breast shot.
The First Nudie Musical (Haggard & Kimmel, 1976)
Not all the jokes are
wieners but, with what they have,
they give their breast shot.
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
#haikumoviereview
The First Nudie Musical (Haggard & Kimmel, 1976)
Not all the jokes are
wieners but, with what they have,
they give their breast shot.
The First Nudie Musical (Haggard & Kimmel, 1976)
Not all the jokes are
wieners but, with what they have,
they give their breast shot.
#haikumoviereview
Clown in a Cornfield (Craig, 2025)
Don’t know manual
or rotary phones; kids these
days just won’t cut it.
Clown in a Cornfield (Craig, 2025)
Don’t know manual
or rotary phones; kids these
days just won’t cut it.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
#haikumoviereview
Clown in a Cornfield (Craig, 2025)
Don’t know manual
or rotary phones; kids these
days just won’t cut it.
Clown in a Cornfield (Craig, 2025)
Don’t know manual
or rotary phones; kids these
days just won’t cut it.
#haikumoviereview
Until Dawn (Sandberg, 2025)
Watching the same bland
teens die in the same bland ways
equals beige horror.
Until Dawn (Sandberg, 2025)
Watching the same bland
teens die in the same bland ways
equals beige horror.
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
#haikumoviereview
Until Dawn (Sandberg, 2025)
Watching the same bland
teens die in the same bland ways
equals beige horror.
Until Dawn (Sandberg, 2025)
Watching the same bland
teens die in the same bland ways
equals beige horror.
#haikumoviereview
Handsome Devil (Butler, 2016)
Sweet British gay boys
in one of those feel-good tales
that turns sweet boys gay.
Handsome Devil (Butler, 2016)
Sweet British gay boys
in one of those feel-good tales
that turns sweet boys gay.
October 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
#haikumoviereview
Handsome Devil (Butler, 2016)
Sweet British gay boys
in one of those feel-good tales
that turns sweet boys gay.
Handsome Devil (Butler, 2016)
Sweet British gay boys
in one of those feel-good tales
that turns sweet boys gay.
#haikumoviereview
The Woman in the Yard (Collet-Serra, 2025)
Spooky goings-on
down at Ol' Tragedy Farm.
Pretty obvious.
The Woman in the Yard (Collet-Serra, 2025)
Spooky goings-on
down at Ol' Tragedy Farm.
Pretty obvious.
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
#haikumoviereview
The Woman in the Yard (Collet-Serra, 2025)
Spooky goings-on
down at Ol' Tragedy Farm.
Pretty obvious.
The Woman in the Yard (Collet-Serra, 2025)
Spooky goings-on
down at Ol' Tragedy Farm.
Pretty obvious.
#haikumoviereview
Play Dead (Wittman, 1983)
Why did Rottweiler
Greta never reach slasher
icon status? Bitch.
Play Dead (Wittman, 1983)
Why did Rottweiler
Greta never reach slasher
icon status? Bitch.
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
#haikumoviereview
Play Dead (Wittman, 1983)
Why did Rottweiler
Greta never reach slasher
icon status? Bitch.
Play Dead (Wittman, 1983)
Why did Rottweiler
Greta never reach slasher
icon status? Bitch.
#haikumoviereview
Dogs of Hell (Keeter, 1983)
Lake Lure: home of
combustible cars, walking
parcels of dog chow.
Dogs of Hell (Keeter, 1983)
Lake Lure: home of
combustible cars, walking
parcels of dog chow.
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
#haikumoviereview
Dogs of Hell (Keeter, 1983)
Lake Lure: home of
combustible cars, walking
parcels of dog chow.
Dogs of Hell (Keeter, 1983)
Lake Lure: home of
combustible cars, walking
parcels of dog chow.
#haikumoviereview
Dogs (Brinckerhoff, 1976)
What’s causing canine
mischief? Pheromones? Hippies?
Awkward dialogue?
Dogs (Brinckerhoff, 1976)
What’s causing canine
mischief? Pheromones? Hippies?
Awkward dialogue?
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
#haikumoviereview
Dogs (Brinckerhoff, 1976)
What’s causing canine
mischief? Pheromones? Hippies?
Awkward dialogue?
Dogs (Brinckerhoff, 1976)
What’s causing canine
mischief? Pheromones? Hippies?
Awkward dialogue?
#haikumoviereview
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (Harrington, 1978)
That puppy’s sparkling
eyes means that he’s the bestest
boy of the devil.
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (Harrington, 1978)
That puppy’s sparkling
eyes means that he’s the bestest
boy of the devil.
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
#haikumoviereview
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (Harrington, 1978)
That puppy’s sparkling
eyes means that he’s the bestest
boy of the devil.
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (Harrington, 1978)
That puppy’s sparkling
eyes means that he’s the bestest
boy of the devil.
#haikumoviereview
Dracula's Fiancée (Rollin, 2002)
A double-barreled
shotgun of carnivalesque
Gothic tragedy.
Dracula's Fiancée (Rollin, 2002)
A double-barreled
shotgun of carnivalesque
Gothic tragedy.
October 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
#haikumoviereview
Dracula's Fiancée (Rollin, 2002)
A double-barreled
shotgun of carnivalesque
Gothic tragedy.
Dracula's Fiancée (Rollin, 2002)
A double-barreled
shotgun of carnivalesque
Gothic tragedy.
#haikumoviereview
Two Orphan Vampires (Rollin, 1997)
Blinded by the light,
and at night, there’s only blue.
Take care, amour fou.
Two Orphan Vampires (Rollin, 1997)
Blinded by the light,
and at night, there’s only blue.
Take care, amour fou.
October 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Two Orphan Vampires (Rollin, 1997)
Blinded by the light,
and at night, there’s only blue.
Take care, amour fou.
Two Orphan Vampires (Rollin, 1997)
Blinded by the light,
and at night, there’s only blue.
Take care, amour fou.
#haikumoviereview
The Living Dead Girl (Rollin, 1982)
The dead grow human,
and the human become dead
inside: lost, lovelorn.
The Living Dead Girl (Rollin, 1982)
The dead grow human,
and the human become dead
inside: lost, lovelorn.
October 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
#haikumoviereview
The Living Dead Girl (Rollin, 1982)
The dead grow human,
and the human become dead
inside: lost, lovelorn.
The Living Dead Girl (Rollin, 1982)
The dead grow human,
and the human become dead
inside: lost, lovelorn.
#haikumoviereview
Fascination (Rollin, 1979)
Gorgeous French bodies
in gorgeous French gowns, for now
filled with yummy blood.
Fascination (Rollin, 1979)
Gorgeous French bodies
in gorgeous French gowns, for now
filled with yummy blood.
October 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
#haikumoviereview
Fascination (Rollin, 1979)
Gorgeous French bodies
in gorgeous French gowns, for now
filled with yummy blood.
Fascination (Rollin, 1979)
Gorgeous French bodies
in gorgeous French gowns, for now
filled with yummy blood.
#haikumoviereview
The Grapes of Death (Rollin, 1978)
Hordes of French Crazies,
drunk on tainted red wine, find
terroir in their blood.
The Grapes of Death (Rollin, 1978)
Hordes of French Crazies,
drunk on tainted red wine, find
terroir in their blood.
October 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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The Grapes of Death (Rollin, 1978)
Hordes of French Crazies,
drunk on tainted red wine, find
terroir in their blood.
The Grapes of Death (Rollin, 1978)
Hordes of French Crazies,
drunk on tainted red wine, find
terroir in their blood.
#haikumoviereview
Lips of Blood (Rollin, 1975)
Vampires wearing
diaphanous gowns almost
find a narrative.
Lips of Blood (Rollin, 1975)
Vampires wearing
diaphanous gowns almost
find a narrative.
September 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
#haikumoviereview
Lips of Blood (Rollin, 1975)
Vampires wearing
diaphanous gowns almost
find a narrative.
Lips of Blood (Rollin, 1975)
Vampires wearing
diaphanous gowns almost
find a narrative.
#haikumoviereview
Schoolgirl Hitchhikers (Rollin, 1973)
Rollin sans horror
is little more than softcore,
jazzy frolicking.
Schoolgirl Hitchhikers (Rollin, 1973)
Rollin sans horror
is little more than softcore,
jazzy frolicking.
September 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
#haikumoviereview
Schoolgirl Hitchhikers (Rollin, 1973)
Rollin sans horror
is little more than softcore,
jazzy frolicking.
Schoolgirl Hitchhikers (Rollin, 1973)
Rollin sans horror
is little more than softcore,
jazzy frolicking.
#haikumoviereview
Requiem for a Vampire (Rollin, 1971)
Dialogue-light romp
of boobs and fangs doesn’t beat
around the bat-bush.
Requiem for a Vampire (Rollin, 1971)
Dialogue-light romp
of boobs and fangs doesn’t beat
around the bat-bush.
September 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
#haikumoviereview
Requiem for a Vampire (Rollin, 1971)
Dialogue-light romp
of boobs and fangs doesn’t beat
around the bat-bush.
Requiem for a Vampire (Rollin, 1971)
Dialogue-light romp
of boobs and fangs doesn’t beat
around the bat-bush.