that's probably more time than I've spent watching my channel

my plan was to jump to the floor screaming, which I would have done even if they played a different movie

Whoa, it's too early to say "Donald J. Trump Dead at 79 Multiple Sources Report" just yet because if you keep saying "Donald J. Trump Dead at 79 Multiple Sources Report" then the bots scraping social media may start to parrot "Donald J. Trump Dead at 79 Multiple Sources Report" to the whole internet

Dan Schneider?

because of this, TF2 players are exceptionally good at making the split second differentiation between "This man is a threat who I must murderkill" and "This is a sopping wet kitten in a cardboard box who I must teach how to perform the Conga!! Conga!! Conga!!!"

homer sipmsons

The burgers surrounding the towers are a nice touch, but where's the khlav kalash stand?

do NOT write about him chasing a woman only for her to stop right at the edge of a cliff and then giuliani keeps running for a few seconds before stopping in place all confused, looking down, and then holding up a tiny sign saying "Them's the breaks, kid" before falling to his death with a soft thud

this is like bimbofication but for software