Victory Pointless
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Big ol' Warhammer nerd. With a blog: https://victorypointless.com/
Probably this one at Warhammer World (it's very pretty as radioactive wastelands go, anyway).
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Probably this one at Warhammer World (it's very pretty as radioactive wastelands go, anyway).
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GW consistently refused to give us Warhammer Armies: Fishmen, so I was forced to make my own!
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
GW consistently refused to give us Warhammer Armies: Fishmen, so I was forced to make my own!
My cat does this. He's seen me turn the shower on and off and gets extremely annoyed that I can't be bothered to do the same for the rain outside.
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My cat does this. He's seen me turn the shower on and off and gets extremely annoyed that I can't be bothered to do the same for the rain outside.
The Macrocytes seem interesting to follow a Wraith blob around and potentially get them hitting on 2s, but its going to be fiddly to keep them within 3" and outside of that use case they seem very over-costed.
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The Macrocytes seem interesting to follow a Wraith blob around and potentially get them hitting on 2s, but its going to be fiddly to keep them within 3" and outside of that use case they seem very over-costed.
The deep-strike denial should be useful for me in Nachmund and I'm personally a fan of movement slowing tricks, so not bad. I was hoping it would get to lead Ophydians, but that was always unlikely.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The deep-strike denial should be useful for me in Nachmund and I'm personally a fan of movement slowing tricks, so not bad. I was hoping it would get to lead Ophydians, but that was always unlikely.
They remembered!
October 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
They remembered!
Chapter 8: The Excavation (Necrons v Blood Angels) victorypointless.com/2025/10/14/n... The Shakhara uncover a hidden tomb complex which may contain the artifact they seek, but they are not the only ones seeking buried secrets... #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
Nachmund Gauntlet – Chapter 8: The Excavation (Necrons v Blood Angels)
Farreskh crept forwards, low amongst the rubble, noise suppression systems at full. She could see her prey ahead of her. She was close, almost within striking range, but the prey was sk…
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October 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Chapter 8: The Excavation (Necrons v Blood Angels) victorypointless.com/2025/10/14/n... The Shakhara uncover a hidden tomb complex which may contain the artifact they seek, but they are not the only ones seeking buried secrets... #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
Chapter 7: Crossing A Line (Necrons v Tau): victorypointless.com/2025/10/11/n... The Black Council of Crypteks meet to discuss their current predicament and in a battle against the Tau see an opportunity to eliminate the troublesom Lady Farreskh once and for all... #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
Nachmund Gauntlet – Chapter 7: Crossing a Line (Necrons v Tau)
The Black Council convened in an artificial sub-dimension they reserved for such meetings. One by one portals slid open and the Crypteks of the council shuffled, floated and slithered to thei…
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October 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chapter 7: Crossing A Line (Necrons v Tau): victorypointless.com/2025/10/11/n... The Black Council of Crypteks meet to discuss their current predicament and in a battle against the Tau see an opportunity to eliminate the troublesom Lady Farreskh once and for all... #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
Chapter 6: The Fallen Executioner: victorypointless.com/2025/10/09/n... #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
Nachmund Gauntlet – Chapter 6: The Fallen Executioner
Klotophis remembered standing on a hill, much like this one, looking up at a starry sky, much like this one. Long, long ago.The other children had made fun of him for his nascent love of astronomy…
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October 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Chapter 6: The Fallen Executioner: victorypointless.com/2025/10/09/n... #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
It comes pre-filled with a bunch of stolen clothes.
October 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It comes pre-filled with a bunch of stolen clothes.
There's often some nuance to these cases which the defendant isn't really motivated to publicise (my guess is its more about *how* they were selling them than the models themselves), so I tend to take such statements with a pinch of salt. But yeah on the face of it this is dumb and bad.
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
There's often some nuance to these cases which the defendant isn't really motivated to publicise (my guess is its more about *how* they were selling them than the models themselves), so I tend to take such statements with a pinch of salt. But yeah on the face of it this is dumb and bad.
Probably Chess, technically. Then Diplomacy, Risk, and some game I made up myself to let my Lego pirates fight each other. Warhammer 40k 2nd ed is when the trouble really began, though...
October 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Probably Chess, technically. Then Diplomacy, Risk, and some game I made up myself to let my Lego pirates fight each other. Warhammer 40k 2nd ed is when the trouble really began, though...
For a second there I was certain the sign read 'Stronger Economy, Stronger Bonkers'.
October 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
For a second there I was certain the sign read 'Stronger Economy, Stronger Bonkers'.
Except for Blood Angels - they just have a teardrop icon on their right pauldron because of how sad they are that people keep stacking them upside down.
October 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Except for Blood Angels - they just have a teardrop icon on their right pauldron because of how sad they are that people keep stacking them upside down.
I thought the 'Mountains of Madness'-esque setting was interesting, or at least would have been if it was a completely different movie that wasn't tied to either of those two franchises.
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I thought the 'Mountains of Madness'-esque setting was interesting, or at least would have been if it was a completely different movie that wasn't tied to either of those two franchises.
"There's a program which is detrimental to this country... and *we* ought to be running it!"
October 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"There's a program which is detrimental to this country... and *we* ought to be running it!"
Chapter 5: Blood Hunt (Necrons & Tyranids v Blood Angels) victorypointless.com/2025/10/01/n... King Barrakhad leads a hunting party and forges an unusual partnership. Meanwhile Lady Farraskh takes time out to do some light reading... #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
Nachmund Gauntlet – Chapter Five: Blood Hunt
Barrakhad stalked through the ruins, enjoying the solitude. At least, as much solitude as a Phaeron could ever enjoy. Glokht the master of Assassins had joined the hunt and no doubt had…
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October 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Chapter 5: Blood Hunt (Necrons & Tyranids v Blood Angels) victorypointless.com/2025/10/01/n... King Barrakhad leads a hunting party and forges an unusual partnership. Meanwhile Lady Farraskh takes time out to do some light reading... #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
I know what you mean. Modern White Dwarf feels very sterile.
September 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I know what you mean. Modern White Dwarf feels very sterile.
Chapter 4: A Trap For Lions (Necrons v Space Marines): victorypointless.com/2025/09/23/n... Farreskh and Klotophis continue to bicker about who should be in charge, but manage to plan an ambush for the Celestial Lions. #warhammercommunity
Nachmund Gauntlet – Chapter 4: A Trap For Lions (Necrons v Space Marines)
“Ah, Klotophis. Good to see you back on your…” Farreskh glanced down at the mass of metallic tendrils that comprised the lower half of the Chronomancer. “…whatever you call …
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September 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Chapter 4: A Trap For Lions (Necrons v Space Marines): victorypointless.com/2025/09/23/n... Farreskh and Klotophis continue to bicker about who should be in charge, but manage to plan an ambush for the Celestial Lions. #warhammercommunity
Burna boyz!
September 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Burna boyz!
Chapter Three: Encircled (Necrons v Thousand Sons): victorypointless.com/2025/09/03/n... The Necrons make planetfall on Sangua Terra and come under attack from the twin forces of Chaos and cultural appropriation. #warhammercommunity #40k
Nachmund Gauntlet – Chapter 3: Encircled (Necrons v Thousand Sons)
Farreskh stepped out of the translocation beam and marched forwards, her Lychguard in lockstep behind her. The Night Scythe that had delivered them peeled away back into the upper atmosphere, dodg…
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September 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chapter Three: Encircled (Necrons v Thousand Sons): victorypointless.com/2025/09/03/n... The Necrons make planetfall on Sangua Terra and come under attack from the twin forces of Chaos and cultural appropriation. #warhammercommunity #40k
Chapter Two:The Shattered Claimants: victorypointless.com/2025/09/01/n... Chronomancer Klotophis sets his devious plans in motion and recruits a motley array of new allies. #warhammercommunity
Nachmund Gauntlet – Chapter 2: The Shattered Claimants
Klotophis studied the hardlight glyphs swirling in the air in front of him and frowned as much as his rigid metal faceplate would allow.The Tomb Ship now hung at the edge of the Sanguis system, its…
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September 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Chapter Two:The Shattered Claimants: victorypointless.com/2025/09/01/n... Chronomancer Klotophis sets his devious plans in motion and recruits a motley array of new allies. #warhammercommunity