Victoria Nachos
@victorianachos.bsky.social
Author of New York Times & Indie bestselling memoirs DATING WHILE FEMINIST and LOVE POEMS FOR BUTCHERS
🗞️ Substack - Dating While Fat
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Love y’all 🩷🩷🩷 subscribe to my substack victorianachos.substack.com to stay connected. So grateful for all of you 🩷🩷🩷 stay safe and take care of yourselves and others.
February 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Love y’all 🩷🩷🩷 subscribe to my substack victorianachos.substack.com to stay connected. So grateful for all of you 🩷🩷🩷 stay safe and take care of yourselves and others.
Sex is great and all but have you ever just had a man come over, eat you out till you come, and have him not expect anything in return?
February 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Sex is great and all but have you ever just had a man come over, eat you out till you come, and have him not expect anything in return?
What if instead of "I'm taking too long to come" it was “he lacks patience and fortitude"
February 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What if instead of "I'm taking too long to come" it was “he lacks patience and fortitude"
“The hardest part about being a parent is the lack of sleep in the beginning.”
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The hardest part about being a parent is teaching your son to be a good person when you married a misogynist, Susan.
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The hardest part about being a parent is teaching your son to be a good person when you married a misogynist, Susan.
February 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“The hardest part about being a parent is the lack of sleep in the beginning.”
👀
The hardest part about being a parent is teaching your son to be a good person when you married a misogynist, Susan.
👀
The hardest part about being a parent is teaching your son to be a good person when you married a misogynist, Susan.
Imagine finding out your boyfriend crowds the baggage carousel.
February 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Imagine finding out your boyfriend crowds the baggage carousel.
Women deserve orgasms.
Women deserve pleasure.
Women deserve satisfying hookups.
Women deserve good sexual experiences outside of relationships.
Women deserve to be respected.
Women deserve the freedom to explore their sexuality.
Women deserve pleasure.
Women deserve satisfying hookups.
Women deserve good sexual experiences outside of relationships.
Women deserve to be respected.
Women deserve the freedom to explore their sexuality.
January 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Women deserve orgasms.
Women deserve pleasure.
Women deserve satisfying hookups.
Women deserve good sexual experiences outside of relationships.
Women deserve to be respected.
Women deserve the freedom to explore their sexuality.
Women deserve pleasure.
Women deserve satisfying hookups.
Women deserve good sexual experiences outside of relationships.
Women deserve to be respected.
Women deserve the freedom to explore their sexuality.
girls just want an apology from their mother
January 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
girls just want an apology from their mother
Finding out someone you fucked likes Joe Rogan feels like a real violation
January 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Finding out someone you fucked likes Joe Rogan feels like a real violation
my kink is finding out what happened between two people who don't speak anymore
January 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
my kink is finding out what happened between two people who don't speak anymore
What's my favorite position?
a man's mouth on my klit 💁🏻♀️ obviously
a man's mouth on my klit 💁🏻♀️ obviously
January 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What's my favorite position?
a man's mouth on my klit 💁🏻♀️ obviously
a man's mouth on my klit 💁🏻♀️ obviously
The only reasonable use for dating apps is female pleasure in this essay I will
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The only reasonable use for dating apps is female pleasure in this essay I will
He's a 10 but he asks you what your name is even though it's on your dating profile.
January 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He's a 10 but he asks you what your name is even though it's on your dating profile.
He's an 10 but he sends good morning texts and then literally nothing of interest.
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He's an 10 but he sends good morning texts and then literally nothing of interest.
I still have like a thousand drafts but if you want to stay connected after I divest from social media, make sure you’re subscribed to my substack
victorianachos.substack.com 🩷
victorianachos.substack.com 🩷
January 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I still have like a thousand drafts but if you want to stay connected after I divest from social media, make sure you’re subscribed to my substack
victorianachos.substack.com 🩷
victorianachos.substack.com 🩷
What are you looking for on Tinder?
2014: Dating
2016: Empathy and orgasms
2018: ooph, ok just orgasms then
2025: nada
2014: Dating
2016: Empathy and orgasms
2018: ooph, ok just orgasms then
2025: nada
January 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What are you looking for on Tinder?
2014: Dating
2016: Empathy and orgasms
2018: ooph, ok just orgasms then
2025: nada
2014: Dating
2016: Empathy and orgasms
2018: ooph, ok just orgasms then
2025: nada
He's a 10 but he's not concerned about getting you off
January 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He's a 10 but he's not concerned about getting you off
You know that trope where the woman is wide awake after sex and wants to cuddle but he's passed out?
THATS BECAUSE SHE DIDNT CUM!!!
THATS BECAUSE SHE DIDNT CUM!!!
January 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You know that trope where the woman is wide awake after sex and wants to cuddle but he's passed out?
THATS BECAUSE SHE DIDNT CUM!!!
THATS BECAUSE SHE DIDNT CUM!!!
I don't know who needs to hear this but being child free doesn't mean I have to make my career my life.
My life is my life.
My life is my life.
January 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but being child free doesn't mean I have to make my career my life.
My life is my life.
My life is my life.
Companies and employees don't publicly share salaries because everyone is worried that it will become clear that people are paid unfairly.
It's really that simple.
It's really that simple.
January 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Companies and employees don't publicly share salaries because everyone is worried that it will become clear that people are paid unfairly.
It's really that simple.
It's really that simple.
Last night I passed out (I guess?) and woke up flat out on my stomach on the floor. Is that wild or like a regular Tuesday for a 43 year old what do you mean you’re not webmd
January 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Last night I passed out (I guess?) and woke up flat out on my stomach on the floor. Is that wild or like a regular Tuesday for a 43 year old what do you mean you’re not webmd
If you're a man and not actively sharing your salary specifics with women coworkers, you are a part of the reason income equality still exists.
It's awkward sharing info like this especially when companies operate w/o transparency but that's all the more reason to do it.
It's awkward sharing info like this especially when companies operate w/o transparency but that's all the more reason to do it.
January 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you're a man and not actively sharing your salary specifics with women coworkers, you are a part of the reason income equality still exists.
It's awkward sharing info like this especially when companies operate w/o transparency but that's all the more reason to do it.
It's awkward sharing info like this especially when companies operate w/o transparency but that's all the more reason to do it.
I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not a martyr for overworking yourself, you're a victim of a capitalist system.
January 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not a martyr for overworking yourself, you're a victim of a capitalist system.
I'm more likely to forgive you for fucking my boyfriend than I am for paying me less than a male colleague doing the same job.
January 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm more likely to forgive you for fucking my boyfriend than I am for paying me less than a male colleague doing the same job.
Owning property isn't a job.
Hard work isn't inherently virtuous.
Success usually involves as much luck as it does effort and skill.
Patriarchal Capitalism is a complete scam.
Hard work isn't inherently virtuous.
Success usually involves as much luck as it does effort and skill.
Patriarchal Capitalism is a complete scam.
January 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Owning property isn't a job.
Hard work isn't inherently virtuous.
Success usually involves as much luck as it does effort and skill.
Patriarchal Capitalism is a complete scam.
Hard work isn't inherently virtuous.
Success usually involves as much luck as it does effort and skill.
Patriarchal Capitalism is a complete scam.
It’s a n*zi salute, calling it anything else is gaslighting
January 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s a n*zi salute, calling it anything else is gaslighting