We’re leaving the country for the 4th.

Maybe spend a little more time studying the names of American political figures before pretending to be American?

Probably apocryphal, but this quote attributed to Churchill always makes me chuckle geekily: Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put.

What if… and stay with me here… Tucker just pulled off the longest con in the history of long cons?

I just want to reach through my phone screen and rip their stupid fucking masks off.

They’re acting like they’re sure they won’t face any repercussions in the next elections… which really, REALLY worries me.

The only king I’ll ever serve

I can’t tell you how many otherwise likeminded friends/family have said to me, “I’m just holding on till the midterm elections,” and I’m like you actually think we’ll have midterm elections?

Writing an editorial about how Jews should see their star not as a target but a fashion accessory.

You realize the government is kidnapping people? They’re in aggressive and violent violation of the 1st, 4th and 5th Amendments.

What do you suggest people do against a fascist administration declaring war on the country?

The incompetence is the point.

Three words: Mutual Assured Destruction

Did Kashie get the kids menu?

Even if it was only in his bathroom mirror.

Retribution against Terry Moran in 3… 2…

In general I think that 70s funk could have saved the world.

The third concert I ever saw was Prince’s Purple Rain tour when I was 13. Sheila E opened. Every second was mind-blowing.

I was too young to go alone so my mom came with me. She loved it, although it got a little awkward for both of us when Prince made his guitar ejaculate all over the audience.